Covid

4000 people at stadiums in one of the tiers.

Madness.

Hahaha! As if [name of rival football team] get that on a normal Saturday anyway!

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I fucking hated school. I’d have been all over blagging I had symptoms if i knew I could get two weeks off by saying I couldn’t taste anything. There must be tons of kids doing that in those figures surely?

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I once pretended I’d gone blind to get out of finishing my spelling work in primary school. Just sat there saying “I can’t see! I can’t see!” until the teacher called my parents to drive me home for the day.

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I used to smear the ink from Melody Maker under my eyes, thinking it’d make me look ill. Only ever as an addition to whatever else I’d decided was wrong at the time.

Well confused, Record deaths today yet lockdown ending early and pretty much a free for all to be had.

now 4 confirmed and 80 isolating.

That’s not even big news either by the looks of it, it’s so weird.

really weird now, zero smell but about 10% taste. Just changed a nappy, nothing. You don’t even notice you’re not smelling things until you know you’re supposed to smell something.

is this a positive moment?

In that instance, kinda yeah but i’m about to have dinner and I can’t smell the cooking either.

back to negative. Hang in there

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ha

If passports become dependent upon vaccination we might see some upsides to 2020. Please make it so fascist overlords

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Might finally be able to drink that nasty Bunderberg rum that’s been in the cupboard for years. I had a sip of some rum earlier as a test and it just tasted of pure alcohol, kinda like the sensation of the fumes taking over the mouth but no actual rum taste came through.

It’s ok the little baby jesus will stop granny getting it.

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Everybody has to hold their breath for five days.