Dadlands Voltarol Open 2 Arthritic Boogaloo

Regional Meet-Ups
21

Yeh I went last year. 32 with 3 kids now

22

You’ll be sound

23

If @pigdog237 is there, at least I won’t be the oldest

2 Likes
24

A nice sticker with your name and age at the door

25

I’m even older than last year!!

6 Likes
26

Gutted to be missing this year’s do

Ordered one of the new t-shirts to make up for it

3 Likes
27

There was a youngster there last year doing back noseblunts. Surely that shouldn’t be allowed to happen again??

28

No children under 40 pls

4 Likes
29

Dave Davies Double Dad so he’s allowed in

30

Yeah, but he should at least have arthritis to qualify.

1 Like
31

No youngsters allowed unless they’ve got kids those are the rules

1 Like
32

For context myself and Tom have the exact same birthday with myself a year younger.

The plot twist here is that Tom was right and it’s me who doesn’t know his own age. I thought I was 35 and in fact my wife just made me realise I’m not, I’m 34.

My poor memory and ever growing Guinness belly should aid my application to qualify as eligible for this event.

7 Likes
34

Can no longer attend this as away.
Gutted.

35

I’ll be bringing a range of sarnies for taste tests

2 Likes
36

They have Peg Net, can we get a sandwich contest? And you can be the judge. Scores based on variety of ingredients, composition, sauces used and filth level

2 Likes
37

Making a little detour and picking up @PolarJames for this. Should be fun. Doubt I’ll skate but coming up for the bants.

6 Likes
38

100% down

2 Likes
39

Ill be the guy in the tent with the microphone and the big beard, report in IMMEDIATELY with the sandwich selections. Immediately.

4 Likes
41

I can’t make it as I’m on the wrong hemisphere, could you please name drop me for internet points?

And if isn’t too much to ask, could you bring someone someone to represent me in my absence? They don’t have to skate, they’ll just stand there making awkward small talk and look generally uncomfortable, then nick a bunch of stickers at the end. Maybe sing Life On Mars at karaoke afterwards, ideally with a snurp name badge so everyone knows it’s me. They can skate if they want but they shouldn’t be too good at it.

Thanks mate

4 Likes
42

I’ll hang around with Tom and be awkward enough for everyone.

3 Likes