General Election '24

He probably saw this today and thought it gave him the right to start accusing everyone else without any evidence.

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White lies about how much involvement someone actually had in the armed forces? Who the hell would do that?

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Fuck me, more own goals than the Euros! Haha.

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The issue around here is Mercer knows being a naval city its the military vote that keeps him in but this year labour have but up a candidate from a military background.

Like to keep a few wrong ‘uns on Facebook for this kind of thing, sharing stuff like this fucking hell, this is from an independent candidate in Oldham.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/C8krdn0qfUl/?igsh=ZXFoa3FwcmIydjV5

This is so good

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It’s a political circus out here in SW Norfolk

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VRTE COMMUNIST

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The funniest thing is this guy is a minister but is stepping down anyway. Really weird for him to even say yes to going on these rounds.

Kind of up for it tbh. I’d probably give them a shot.

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It’s not just Norfolk.

From the Dorset Echo.

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everyone. is. god? wtf

that’s the best they could come with when you’ve got a broad in a union jack bikini as a candidate?

no imagination whatsoever. could’ve at least had a slogan with “Britain’s breast political party” or something fucks sake

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skaters v politics pun thread!

The House of Lordz

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Could join reform and get all the daily sport/white van man vote

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given that i’m in Liz Truss’ constituency i would definitely consider voting for a sex worker in a union jack bikini - could only be an improvement

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go on fam fire it up!

Desperately thinking of sex / politics puns

Looks like a Remoaner to me.
She’s hoping for a well hung parliament (that one is fucking ancient, v poor, sub Private Eye level)
Still less campaign boobs than Rishi Sunak

Sorry. Piss poor.

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i dunno the well hung parliament got a genuine lols from me

i wonder if she’s gonna go whore to door

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Would Liz Truss in a bikini work too?