# In the news thread

**URL:** https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17
**Category:** General
**Created:** [March 4, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17 "2019-03-04T15:57:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mark/32/11_2.png) [@Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mark)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2022, 5:47pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10906 "2022-01-28T17:47:00Z")

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Why am I crying with laughter at this joke

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### Author: ![Scurbrampwoody](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/scurbrampwoody/32/16083_2.png) [@Scurbrampwoody](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Scurbrampwoody)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2022, 6:20pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10907 "2022-01-28T18:20:35Z")

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Because

 ![image](https://uksf-media.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/3X/8/f/8fe709e5639b60b8dc30617ccc871d9432194893.jpeg)

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### Author: ![ForwardMotion](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/forwardmotion/32/34735_2.png) [@ForwardMotion](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/ForwardMotion)
#### Post date: [January 29, 2022, 10:29am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10908 "2022-01-29T10:29:57Z")

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### Author: ![voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/voodoo/32/24279_2.png) [@voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/voodoo)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10909 "2022-01-31T15:24:33Z")

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The watered down report…

> **[Sue Gray: Failure of leadership over Downing Street lockdown parties](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60203287)**
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> The PM accepts the findings, as a report reveals 12 lockdown events are being probed by police.

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### Author: ![ihatethegeneralpublic](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/ihatethegeneralpublic/32/4656_2.png) [@ihatethegeneralpublic](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/ihatethegeneralpublic)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10910 "2022-01-31T15:36:25Z")

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‘Failure of leadership’ as a key finding of a watered down report. Why drag this out any longer? Just go!

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### Author: ![voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/voodoo/32/24279_2.png) [@voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/voodoo)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 3:58pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10911 "2022-01-31T15:58:07Z")

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SNP leader kicked out of PMQs for not taking back and withdrawing calling Johnson a liar, haha!

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### Author: ![hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/hugo/32/789_2.png) [@hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/hugo)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 4:17pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10912 "2022-01-31T16:17:20Z")

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Furious listening to that.

We waited for the report which is damning and now he’s saying wait for the criminal investigation.

There shouldn’t be a criminal investigation if you behaved you fucking dinlo.

He’s a dinosaur, cut from the same cloth as Trump. Brian of the highest.

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### Author: ![jimvo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimvo/32/336_2.png) [@jimvo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimvo)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10913 "2022-01-31T16:34:33Z")

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Off you fuck whataver your real name is Johnson

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 4:54pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10914 "2022-01-31T16:54:11Z")

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I’m in the office today so can’t follow this which is probably very good news for my blood pressure.

A person who would tub girl himself in a town centre would have more shame than this fucking bastard.

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### Author: ![BvS](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/bvs/32/394_2.png) [@BvS](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BvS)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10915 "2022-01-31T19:31:07Z")

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Fucking hell Starmer, fair play.

Imagine going to work and being subjected to this infront of your entire staff. You’d never leave your house again.

[https://twitter.com/lionelbarber/status/1488187564800499715?s=21](https://twitter.com/lionelbarber/status/1488187564800499715?s=21)

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 7:43pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10916 "2022-01-31T19:43:06Z")

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Brilliant speech mirrored by Boris attacking him by calling him a paedo defender. Just a filthy gutter skip rat.

I don’t think I could hate him any more but I’m sure it will get worse before he’s finally gone.

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### Author: ![Dent\_Face](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/dent_face/32/38_2.png) [@Dent\_Face](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Dent_Face)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 8:47pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10917 "2022-01-31T20:47:41Z")

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Nadine Dorries shitting herself on live TV:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WJnH1x66dXo/maxresdefault.jpg "Boris Johnson fighting for his political life - as Sue Gray report released") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJnH1x66dXo)

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10918 "2022-01-31T21:01:36Z")

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> [@Dent\_Face](#):
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> Nadine Dorries shitting herself on live TV:

To be fair there’s well over 300 of them shitting themselves in public for money having to defend this and not doing anything to get rid of him. Spineless weasel cowards.

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### Author: ![nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/nedertron/32/28914_2.png) [@nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nedertron)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10919 "2022-01-31T21:28:31Z")

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Is his retort online anywhere?

Good speech by Kier.

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10920 "2022-01-31T21:34:21Z")

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Gary ‘big dinners’ Sambrook is convinced that this time…_this_ time he will finally change.

[https://twitter.com/GarySambrook89/status/1488243552874283011?s=20&t=OIRBpVaOmE8o2BU1EEhwRQ](https://twitter.com/GarySambrook89/status/1488243552874283011?s=20&t=OIRBpVaOmE8o2BU1EEhwRQ)

You could train mice quicker than this.

Laying off from writing to my MP because I don’t want to get arrested.

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### Author: ![voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/voodoo/32/24279_2.png) [@voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/voodoo)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2022, 9:37pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10921 "2022-01-31T21:37:03Z")

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### Author: ![Jurwell](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jurwell/32/1153_2.png) [@Jurwell](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Jurwell)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10922 "2022-02-01T06:48:36Z")

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> [@Les\_Zeppelin](#):
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> Laying off from writing to my MP because I don’t want to get arrested.

Don’t bother. I wrote to John Hayes, mentioning the death of my Nan and how traumatic it was watching my grandad getting confused and distressed at her funeral because my dad kept restraining him from going to hug people to maintain social distancing and his dementia couldn’t compute why. He started his letter by consoling me on the death of my grandfather, who yeah, has since died, but I didn’t mention that in the letter. Other than a small section about the Americanisation of the media creating hysteria, he gave me a copy-pasted diatribe about Johnson’s mandate and blah blah vaccine rollout etc. Total hogwash and just went straight in the bin.

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 7:39am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10923 "2022-02-01T07:39:32Z")

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> [@Jurwell](#):
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> Americanisation of the media

Write back to him and ask him about the Americanisation of politics:

[https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/1488414154130169859?s=20&t=4Qx9BJlltBP243KbuT\_p1g](https://twitter.com/StigAbell/status/1488414154130169859?s=20&t=4Qx9BJlltBP243KbuT_p1g)

They’re going full trump. Grim.

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### Author: ![jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimo/32/19796_2.png) [@jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimo)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 9:02am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10924 "2022-02-01T09:02:19Z")

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Obviously it’s all descending into a slagging match now.

Tories are not able to deliver on their manifesto because they’re just going round and round in circles Covid fire-fighting, recoiling from the impact of global economic stuff, and dealing with outpourings of the age of disinformation. Gives them the perfect opportunity to carry on being a shower of shit, but when the smoke clears we’ll be in a worse position than before the pandemic.

But as a result of not having any planned political deliverables to debate, they have nothing of substance to argue over in Parliament whatsoever…and it’s boiled down to this. You’re a fucking knobhead, you were on the piss, you’re mates with Jimmy Savile.

What a waste of everyone’s time.

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### Author: ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [February 1, 2022, 11:41am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/10925 "2022-02-01T11:41:43Z")

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Dirty skiprat

[https://twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/1488471412134326275?s=20&t=czYn4FlmGrll1m\_54Pkq0w](https://twitter.com/BBCr4today/status/1488471412134326275?s=20&t=czYn4FlmGrll1m_54Pkq0w)

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