# In the news thread

**URL:** <https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17>\
**Category:** General\
**Created:** [March 4, 2019, 3:57pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17 "2019-03-04T15:57:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mark/32/11_2.png) [@Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mark)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 9:13am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13021 "2023-02-16T09:13:58Z")

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+1 for burnt ones

The twiglet will always for me be the undisputed king of the party snack

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**Author:** ![nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/nedertron/32/28914_2.png) [@nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nedertron)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 10:45am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13022 "2023-02-16T10:45:17Z")

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And pineapple and cheese sticks.

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**Author:** ![Deacon](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Deacon](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Deacon)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13023 "2023-02-16T12:08:15Z")

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The Sputnick!  
Half a melon wrapped in tinfoil then covered in cheese & pickled onions on cocktail sticks.  
High Rolling!

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**Author:** ![Deacon](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Deacon](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Deacon)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 12:10pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13024 "2023-02-16T12:10:28Z")

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![Screenshot_20230216-120929_Google](https://uksf-media.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/3X/2/d/2da7340c5917008eb9e58c2f2cfcee8fa7c4d871.jpeg)

Although Aids Virus wiuld be a much better name than Sputnick

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**Author:** ![doowyrag](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/doowyrag/32/23325_2.png) [@doowyrag](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/doowyrag)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 12:10pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13025 "2023-02-16T12:10:42Z")

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Hedgehog!

 ![image](https://uksf-media.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/3X/1/9/193d986c6a76c6fc829afb8c83e8798d652da0b9.webp)

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**Author:** ![ciaran](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/ciaran/32/42_2.png) [@ciaran](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/ciaran)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13026 "2023-02-16T12:13:27Z")

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William Ulsterman in the house…

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**Author:** ![BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13027 "2023-02-16T16:04:56Z")

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> [@Deacon](#):
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> Although Aids Virus wiuld be a much better name than Sputnick

“You ok hon? You’ve hardly eaten any of your AIDS and you’ve only picked at the burnt twiglets? Have you got a tummy ache?”

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**Author:** ![jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimo/32/19796_2.png) [@jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimo)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2023, 10:09am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13028 "2023-02-20T10:09:38Z")

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Damn.

The guy had some previous with the police but wtf?

> **[Police respond to video showing skateboarder being tasered](https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/police-respond-video-showing-skateboarder-being-tasered?fbclid=IwAR3tm961ZV87zCWMR2Ao2Ydhy3YAGnvrB1Y883erzyhnWkexQzx2mhEL2DU&mibextid=q5o4bk)**
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> Police have responded after a video showing a Christchurch skateboarder being dramatically felled by a taser went viral on social media, saying...

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**Author:** ![markg](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/markg/32/34235_2.png) [@markg](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/markg)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:01am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13029 "2023-02-23T09:01:22Z")

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Fucking hell! Safe to say that this wasn’t the exact news I was expecting to read this morning:

> **[‘Accrington Stanley’ milk advert actor jailed for Liverpool murder](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/feb/22/accrington-stanley-milk-advert-actor-jailed-for-liverpool)**
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> Kevin Spaine, who delivered famous line in TV ad 34 years ago, given life sentence with minimum of 18 years

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**Author:** ![hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/hugo/32/789_2.png) [@hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/hugo)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:11am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13030 "2023-02-23T09:11:58Z")

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Just clicked on the word ‘Putin’ in the trending column on Twitter.

He did a speech yesterday and a bunch of nutters all think he’s great.

Click it if you want to fill your morning with lameness.

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**Author:** ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:16am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13031 "2023-02-23T09:16:49Z")

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No thanks 👍

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**Author:** ![Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mark/32/11_2.png) [@Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mark)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:32am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13032 "2023-02-23T09:32:09Z")

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I watched it live, he just went on and on, blamed the west, made excuses, nothing of any real merit

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**Author:** ![Joxa](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/joxa/32/11703_2.png) [@Joxa](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Joxa)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13033 "2023-02-23T09:41:47Z")

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![image](https://uksf-media.lon1.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/original/3X/5/0/503aa261b498d42f6ec150c8ab56f82ccd867db1.png)

75p!?!

Triggered.

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**Author:** ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:45am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13034 "2023-02-23T10:45:04Z")

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Ah no

> **[‘Voice of football’: tributes paid to John Motson after commentator dies aged 77](https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/feb/23/john-motson-football-commentator-dies-aged-77)**
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> John Motson, who commentated on more than 2,500 games on television and radio, has died at the age of 77

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**Author:** ![Jurwell](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jurwell/32/1153_2.png) [@Jurwell](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Jurwell)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 12:06pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13035 "2023-02-23T12:06:43Z")

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Horrendously sad news but the fact he was only 77 is really surprising. I feel like he was an old man 25 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mike/32/15747_2.png) [@Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mike)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 12:40pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13036 "2023-02-23T12:40:04Z")

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Dickie Davies the other day too. He was proper old when I was a kid!

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**Author:** ![Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mike/32/15747_2.png) [@Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mike)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13039 "2023-02-23T17:56:53Z")

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Asked my son if he’d like to see a Lego minifig that is autistic. He said yes. I asked him how you’d be able to tell if the minifig was autistic and he said they’d have ‘a little autism band on their yellow arm’. There ya go - my son was down for mini figs like him.

Apparently they changed the headline quick smart….

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**Author:** ![Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mike/32/15747_2.png) [@Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mike)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13041 "2023-02-23T18:57:04Z")

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Haha, yes, I did think it was you returning. Nice 12 months off? We’re OK thanks, as good as can be I’m sure you’ll understand 😆

Its bullshit - and clearly it is being parroted by grown adults as someone mentioned this to my wife today, even using the word ‘woke’, who promptly corrected said person.

As you say, why even news? Far more important stuff to be looking at. The epic levels of shithousery and incompetence on display by the current Government might be a good place to begin. Not toys aimed at and created for kids.

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**Author:** ![wayout](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/wayout/32/11331_2.png) [@wayout](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/wayout)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13042 "2023-02-24T17:13:50Z")

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> [@Mike](#):
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> Asked my son if he’d like to see a Lego minifig that is autistic. He said yes. I asked him how you’d be able to tell if the minifig was autistic and he said they’d have ‘a little autism band on their yellow arm’. There ya go - my son was down for mini figs like him.
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> Apparently they changed the headline quick smart….

ur son’s a wokey millennial snowflake m8

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**Author:** ![Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/mike/32/15747_2.png) [@Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mike)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/in-the-news-thread/17/13043 "2023-02-24T17:21:15Z")

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He’s an _Autistic_ Wokey millennial snowflake at that! 😄

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