I’m still not convinced I wouldn’t enjoy a pair of Heelys. (I think that means I want some??)
Anyhoo… Bail Gun Gary consistently amusing / amazing me…
(from this…)
Get the bag girl! Slay!
Decunha also on the team. Guess the plan is to sponsor as many zany action-sports creators as possible and flood the socials. That trip to California with them all is going to be a real meeting of minds.
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Easy people are easily bought.
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Wait til you find out that DeChuna is pro as well in the same announcement
Ah shit was busy going down the horrendous heely rabbit hole and got beaten to it
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Can’t wait to ask him how much he’s getting paid for that
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£20 is £20 right? I can’t imagine he had his pick of who he wants to ride for
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at least he’s getting paid, amirite?
Anyone using this as any justification is a husk!
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Any way you look at it it is at best a bullshit cashgrab on unbelievably shaky ground. The “Im always zooming about on my Heelys” statement is clearly, demonstrably false but y’know, get that bag etc.
It doesnt affect me in any way, Im a 40 yr old bloke that skates at best 6 times a year and this has no bearing whatsoever on any facet of my day so I shouldnt give a shit about it but here we are
Can someone post this announcement, its important to me
So they’re sold in adult sizes now?
The Heelys story is pretty mad actually, the guy made A LOT of money
Take the money and run.
But also
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I need to not go down this rabbit hole, but is this seriously the best they could do in terms of a team?
He has over 500,000 followers on TikTok and most of his videos are only getting views in the 100s:
https://www.tiktok.com/@jarulian_
At least Decunha has a lot of tricks!
can someone make a heely thread so i can mute it and just be rid of this shit forever please?
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Wacson Mass (little Brazilian kid who was flow for Primative)
Has grown up and has gigantic pop
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Flying foetus back to back 9’s
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