I posted consistently since like 2005. Don’t know why I can’t remember that
trauma blocking
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Was it Manalax who had the orgy in Woolworths?! 
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Cubix the poetry man.
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Meatspin was always a favourite for me.
Bumwin and his tonks beef is a weirdly fond memory
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Still can’t believe I met bumwin off my chops on about 5 different substances at 4am at a dub festival in a Welsh pontins resort and we both understood who each other were. You know when the world just makes sense. This was one of those. And he did a trigger finger to the beat and pretended to shoot me and said ‘tonks beef!’ Incredible.
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Incredible. Probably the most I’ve laughed on here in ages hahah. Slap esqe. Also how many people on here post on slap? I never know others usernames on there.
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Thats the best story I’ve ever read. Did he say tonks beef, so fucking good
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I mean I was defo tripping but this was real as fuck! We had a dance and a great time. What a legend!
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The best thing about Bumwin was that he went off on the forum, kind of offered everyone out for a fight and then there was a callout about him not being brave enough to show his face.
So he showed up to War of the Roses.
He ripped and also shook everyones hand, introducing himself as Bumwin. A total laugh to hang out with. No fucks given.
What a legend.
He works overseas these days as some sort of Marine Biologist. I think he was positioned in Iceland or Canada last time I saw him at a mutual friends BBQ.
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Thats so sick.
He did some mental shit at WoR if I remember was in the Sidewalk edit Corpse made.
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Thats so fucking dope, go on Bumwin. Why is Melon coming into my head could well be wrong.
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This is fantastic. Big up Bumwin. Jamie (real name) once won some shoes off the letters page in Sidewalk. I might be wrong but I think they were stinking too in reference to that amazing thread about Nike SB. He’s a marine biologist now. Tonks intellect.
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Nah they look like abortions
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Its a cool collab, I wouldn’t wear them, but they came in a super cool box, and as a shoe (not to wear) they were sick. Like this weird see-through finish over the artwork.
Where the fuck is Bumwin now to help me, I defended them then as well.
I mean they 100% don’t, trust me.
It was a tonks beef war origin reference.
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Resell for £1000 still (all resell markets seem to be on their arse right now. Which is great for buyers).
