# Not Stoked. **URL:** \ **Category:** General\ **Created:** [March 4, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27 "2019-03-04T16:28:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 192
**Author:** ![Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/les_zeppelin/32/26016_2.png) [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 12:06pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4362 "2022-02-28T12:06:17Z")
This is how Line Of Duty starts, with a mistaken door number. Fucking gnarly man. Like build says try and rinse them for everything you can. ---
**Author:** ![jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimo/32/19796_2.png) [@jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 12:11pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4363 "2022-02-28T12:11:32Z")
Just be grateful you weren’t doing anything wrong. If you’d been having a spliff and watching tv on somebody else’s Netflix account you’d be doing some hard time now! ---
**Author:** ![BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 12:35pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4364 "2022-02-28T12:35:19Z")
Going in to London for our Christmas do on Thursday and the fucking underground is on strike. Bastards ---
**Author:** ![nazoreth](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/nazoreth/32/2310_2.png) [@nazoreth](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nazoreth)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4365 "2022-02-28T13:10:50Z")
You know its February right? ---
**Author:** ![jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimo/32/19796_2.png) [@jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4366 "2022-02-28T13:11:18Z")
Haha damn I only just noticed that when you said. ---
**Author:** ![hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/hugo/32/789_2.png) [@hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/hugo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:12pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4367 "2022-02-28T13:12:36Z")
Strike is Tue and Wed no? ---
**Author:** ![BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4368 "2022-02-28T13:31:49Z")
Tuesday and Thursday by the looks of it ---
**Author:** ![Dent\_Face](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/dent_face/32/38_2.png) [@Dent\_Face](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Dent_Face)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4369 "2022-02-28T13:45:40Z")
> [@jimo](#): > > Just be grateful you weren’t doing anything wrong. If you’d been having a spliff and watching tv on somebody else’s Netflix account you’d be doing some hard time now! I was genuinely illegally streaming the cup final when they bust in! I had to flush my laptop down the toilet so quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Snurp](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@Snurp](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Snurp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 1:56pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4370 "2022-02-28T13:56:13Z")
Ha, I was living with another forumer while at uni, and the police came over to inverview us as witnesses about the riots in 2011. Police just came over out of the blue and we panicked, invited them in and offered them a cup of tea and biscuits while they ask us questions. I think we all noticed at exactly the same time that there’s either a bag of weed or a half rolled spliff on the table they’re sat at. They obviously know too, and you can see they’re loving watching us shitting ourselves but also enjoying their brews and how polite we all are. Can still remember the noise of relief we all made when we closed the door after they left! ---
**Author:** ![franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/franc/32/1752_2.png) [@franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/franc)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2022, 8:36pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4371 "2022-02-28T20:36:15Z")
Got the shits last Wednesday and thought I’d just wait like you do with most seasonal viruses, ended going to the doctor’s today, turns out I apparently somehow got food poisoned which is why it lasts longer and is gnarlier (mad chills, muscle aches and fever). It’s too late for antibiotics so I have to wait and rest until I’m fit again. Lost over 5 kilos in about 36 hours last week and haven’t slept much since, I am a zombie. My car died this afternoon too. My first car. I don’t care about the thing itself, am just not stoked on having to buy a new one and not being really comfortable with the whole process. ---
**Author:** ![nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/nedertron/32/28914_2.png) [@nedertron](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nedertron)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 2:59pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4372 "2022-03-01T14:59:39Z")
What car was it? ---
**Author:** ![franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/franc/32/1752_2.png) [@franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/franc)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4373 "2022-03-01T18:41:02Z")
Citroën Xsara from 2003. Bought it for 1200 francs (about 1000 quid) 2 years ago. It’s pretty much ready for Africa now apparently. Mate of mine who’s a mechanic said he can fix it and it might do the job for a couple weeks or until I find a new, good one though! HYPED. ---
**Author:** ![PolarJames](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/polarjames/32/10195_2.png) [@PolarJames](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/PolarJames)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 5:31pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4374 "2022-03-03T17:31:48Z")
Had my parking block I bought from the ramp supply nicked. Left it at local DIY place for local skate community to skate under tarpaulin. Gutted, had to take my rail back as that could be nicked as well. People are clearly skating the rail so I feel bad but would hate it to be nicked as well. Can’t imagine skaters took the parking block, but it’s a hell of a thing to just carry off for a local non-skater and no use to them whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![doowyrag](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/doowyrag/32/23325_2.png) [@doowyrag](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/doowyrag)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4375 "2022-03-03T20:04:37Z")
Sorry to hear this. Good trampoline ballast though. ---
**Author:** ![judithpriest](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/judithpriest/32/37_2.png) [@judithpriest](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/judithpriest)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4376 "2022-03-05T19:53:08Z")
missus actually said ‘Legos’ tonight. might have gone a bit over the top with correcting her but fuck it, rules. ---
**Author:** ![BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 8:13pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4377 "2022-03-05T20:13:16Z")
Some absolute quilt was driving down the middle of the road and smashed my wing mirror. £50 to buy a new one and have to work out how to replace it. ---
**Author:** ![darthpunk](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/darthpunk/32/8805_2.png) [@darthpunk](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/darthpunk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4378 "2022-03-06T19:45:42Z")
I knocked off a wing mirror, one of those electric foldy ones…cost me 500 quid, as you can imagine, I was not stoked in the slightest, especially as it was my own stupid fault ---
**Author:** ![LittleMan](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/littleman/32/37213_2.png) [@LittleMan](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/LittleMan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4379 "2022-03-07T15:46:47Z")
Just knocked a whole cup of tea across my desk. External keyboard took the brunt of it… ---
**Author:** ![Chopper](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/chopper/32/2378_2.png) [@Chopper](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Chopper)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4380 "2022-03-08T19:13:54Z")
Not me but for my brother in south London, so a warning to you all, 5 mins after he left the house ( in a block of connected houses next to blackheath) some utter scumbag ripped and stole all the gas pipes off his wall leaving gas pissing out till the neighbour found it and called the emergency services . Thank fuck it was dealt with in time before something horrific could have happened. So please be aware of this and keep an eye out . This is insanity and seriously desperation on the thieves part . Madness ---
**Author:** ![jimvo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/user_avatar/ukskateforum.co.uk/jimvo/32/336_2.png) [@jimvo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimvo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/4381 "2022-03-08T19:15:39Z")
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