# Not Stoked.
**URL:** https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27
**Category:** General
**Created:** [March 4, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27 "2019-03-04T16:28:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 284
### Author:  [@franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/franc)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6343 "2024-06-13T13:00:55Z")
Bumped into something (my bed, as if it’s not big enough, could have seen it, seriously), hit a toe nail pretty brutally, the thing is now fully cracked all the way to the matrix.
Think you’re clumsy? It’s the third time I destroy a nail to the point where it’s falling off my (literally) bloody right foot this year.
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### Author:  [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:04pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6344 "2024-06-13T13:04:10Z")
I did this to my toenails playing football in slightly ill fitting shoes. Took about 8/10 weeks to drop off:
Contains hanging toenails:
Both are dead but only one side has dropped off yet.
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### Author:  [@voodoo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/voodoo)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6345 "2024-06-13T13:08:24Z")
Ahhhh how do I re-blur that!? Oh no the photo is even bigger!!! Ahhh!
I was going to post my transplant scar a little bit ago maybe not, haha.
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### Author:  [@Mike](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mike)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:09pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6346 "2024-06-13T13:09:03Z")
Noped out of that one 😂
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### Author:  [@Schrodingers\_tits](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Schrodingers_tits)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:09pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6347 "2024-06-13T13:09:51Z")
eat it
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### Author:  [@jimvo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimvo)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6348 "2024-06-13T13:11:23Z")
I saw a tiny chunk of toenail in a geeky music vid I made - had to go deep into youtube editing to work out how to add one of those little blurred out spots. Worked well
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### Author:  [@franc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/franc)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 2:41pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6349 "2024-06-13T14:41:49Z")
> [@Les\_Zeppelin](#):
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> I did this to my toenails playing football in slightly ill fitting shoes. Took about 8/10 weeks to drop off:
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> Contains hanging toenails:
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> Both are dead but only one side has dropped off yet.
Lovely, good effort, I appreciate your dedication. ❤
I put a bandage around my newly fucked up toenail but I’ll try to take a pic of my whole foot later if I think about it.
I suppose I could set up a OnlyFans thing for weirdos. I’m gonna go out and buy sweets feeling super gnarly listening to the Rambo theme or something before that though.
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/39Cr0Tiie7o/hqdefault.jpg "NECRO - "FIRST BLOOD" Rambo Anthem") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Cr0Tiie7o)
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### Author:  [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6350 "2024-06-13T15:22:27Z")
In gross stuff my mate has degloved his finger and it is teeeeeeerrible
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### Author:  [@cleam.clackers](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/cleam.clackers)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6351 "2024-06-13T15:45:41Z")
How did he manage that?!? And I’ll take your word, no proof necessary thanks.
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### Author:  [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6352 "2024-06-13T17:07:19Z")
Climbing over a fence to get a football, slipped and his wedding ring caught on the fence and took all his finger meat off.
Had the choice to amputate or try and salvage it and to be honest id have lopped it off because it looks like he’s got a wet potato stuck onto his hand and he can do fuck all with it. He had it stitched into his stomach for 4 weeks.
Absolute horrorshow
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### Author:  [@cleam.clackers](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/cleam.clackers)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6353 "2024-06-13T17:10:59Z")
Holy shit that’s horrific.
Family member lost theirs doing the classic ‘referee jumping up to hang the net onto the goalpost’ manoeuvre pre-match. Ring caught, finger came clean off and couldn’t be saved.
Shudder.
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### Author:  [@Garlicnaan](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Garlicnaan)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6354 "2024-06-13T17:19:03Z")
Oh Jesus, I did a first aid course last year and they went in to degloving, namely caused by rings. Instant shudders and images you can’t unsee.
I also have a signet ring that is too big for me, I once got it caught on a door handle when I closed a door. It caused so much pain I was surprised to see my whole finger still attached when I looked down.
Haven’t worn it since.
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### Author:  [@jimo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/jimo)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6355 "2024-06-13T17:26:48Z")
Fucking hell, caught my wedding ring a couple of times and live in fear of this happening. Might get divorced just to be on the safe side.
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### Author:  [@h\_palmer627](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/h_palmer627)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6356 "2024-06-13T17:35:33Z")
Lad I used to work with got his finger caught in his motor bike chain and had the tip taken off.
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### Author:  [@Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mark)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6357 "2024-06-13T17:41:17Z")
Mechanic I worked with managed to burn his ring onto his finger whilst reaching shoulder deep into an engine compartment
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### Author:  [@MaxFacePalmer](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/MaxFacePalmer)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6358 "2024-06-13T17:43:59Z")
Is it safer to just wear a cock ring?
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### Author:  [@deegwaad](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/deegwaad)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6359 "2024-06-13T18:34:17Z")
Not only safer. Also more stylish.
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### Author:  [@notactuallyhere](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/notactuallyhere)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6360 "2024-06-13T18:42:36Z")
So glad of divorce! I did catch wedding ring on door handles at work many times.
An old place of work we used to make massive michelin banners for Grand prix advertising and to hem it we had a welding machine which uses 2 metal plates that clamp the PVC and you press a pedal to send an electrical current through the plates to weld the banner. You can’t touch it otherwise it cooks your flesh instantly. One guy touched it ever so slightly and his finger cooked like a sausage in a pan and the skin even split down the side.
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### Author:  [@buildafire](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/buildafire)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6361 "2024-06-13T19:24:04Z")
One of the gypsies that used to terrorise the Latimer Road ramp lost a finger trying to get onto the platform. Ran up, grabbed the coping, slid back down but the finger (with a ring on it) got caught and stayed up there.
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### Author:  [@h\_palmer627](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/h_palmer627)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/6362 "2024-06-13T20:03:04Z")
> [@MaxFacePalmer](#):
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> Is it safer to just wear a cock ring?
Think we can get a group discount if we all chip in together. The adult shop in town is up for auction perhaps we could get some there
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