# Not Stoked.
**URL:** https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27
**Category:** General
**Created:** [March 4, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27 "2019-03-04T16:28:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 322
### Author:  [@buildafire](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/buildafire)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7114 "2024-12-16T18:50:05Z")
Guns, fucking hell. We’ve been told here not to call the police unless you’re literally about to be murdered, and to call 101 instead. Likewise ambulances, if you aren’t in the process of actually dying you go to the pharmacy.
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### Author:  [@Garlicnaan](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Garlicnaan)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7115 "2024-12-16T19:11:50Z")
My daughter finally gets funding for nursery and next months bill has significantly increased because it coincides with the nursery switching from a day rate to hourly rate costing £20 a day more. Buzzing.
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### Author:  [@Whatsupbacklip](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Whatsupbacklip)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7116 "2024-12-16T19:59:28Z")
> [@Joxa](#):
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> beat you to death with my own bike
Superb
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### Author:  [@Les\_Zeppelin](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Les_Zeppelin)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7117 "2024-12-16T19:59:43Z")
Statham already nailed on to play you in the film.
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### Author:  [@niallc](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/niallc)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7118 "2024-12-16T20:13:11Z")
Right hair at least.
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### Author:  [@nazoreth](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nazoreth)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7119 "2024-12-16T21:33:20Z")
This story has been awesome. Is your missus stoked?
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### Author:  [@ParmoViolets](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/ParmoViolets)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7120 "2024-12-16T22:23:24Z")
Being able to send in 8 angry armed police to some bellend’s flat with pistols drawn at your whim is the stuff of dreams.
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### Author:  [@notactuallyhere](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/notactuallyhere)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7121 "2024-12-16T22:28:32Z")
WOW! next time wear a chest cam and let us see it.
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### Author:  [@Deacon](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Deacon)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2024, 10:31pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7122 "2024-12-16T22:31:26Z")
That’s brilliant! Nice one Niall
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### Author:  [@hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/hugo)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 7:54am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7123 "2024-12-17T07:54:43Z")
> [@Garlicnaan](#):
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> My daughter finally gets funding for nursery and next months bill has significantly increased because it coincides with the nursery switching from a day rate to hourly rate costing £20 a day more. Buzzing.
Came here to rant about money. Have never been so broke whilst earnings are relatively high in the grand scheme. Got a tax bill for 8k whilst being in regular employment because they messed up my code.
Zero savings and living pay check to pay check.
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### Author:  [@nav](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nav)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 8:27am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7124 "2024-12-17T08:27:47Z")
Ouch. I got similar a few years ago due to 2 lots of different company’s share options that got paid out in the same year.
Luckily I was able to pay it off over 12 months, but it hurt.
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### Author:  [@BDF](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/BDF)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 8:37am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7125 "2024-12-17T08:37:58Z")
Same. Earning more than I ever have ON PAPER. Still touting for freelance stuff. Bullshit.
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### Author:  [@tbk11](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/tbk11)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 8:40am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7126 "2024-12-17T08:40:47Z")
Thought I’d gotten away with not getting ill off the kids this Xmas but now I’m lying in a dark room with a high temp, a drilling headache and my whole body hurts 😭
Some mad shit going around atm, my mate got measles from the school he works at and was the only adult in the UK with it the other week! Been a case at my lads nursery last week also
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### Author:  [@nazoreth](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/nazoreth)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 8:54am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7127 "2024-12-17T08:54:56Z")
> [@hugo](#):
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> Came here to rant about money. Have never been so broke whilst earnings are relatively high in the grand scheme. Got a tax bill for 8k whilst being in regular employment because they messed up my code.
> Zero savings and living pay check to pay check.
tax stuff is doing my head in. similar boat to @nav because of share stuff. large bill that i might have to sell shares to cover (un)ironically
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### Author:  [@hugo](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/hugo)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7128 "2024-12-17T17:07:24Z")
Have a lot to be grateful for, but it feels like I shouldn’t be broke. Am very fortunate though and I remember that daily.
Maybe it’s time to cut back on the Starbucks and avocado on toast.
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### Author:  [@KeithBeef](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/KeithBeef)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 5:15pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7129 "2024-12-17T17:15:43Z")
Ive got bad for buying lunch out in the week insead of just spending 10 minutes putting something together in the evening for the next day.
Pack lunch thread anyone?
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### Author:  [@OAS](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/OAS)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2024, 11:42pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7130 "2024-12-17T23:42:16Z")
Assume you guys know about stocks and shares ISAs. Had some work shares come through this year, put that shit straight into one of them.
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### Author:  [@Mark](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Mark)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2024, 7:53am UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7131 "2024-12-18T07:53:17Z")
> [@Mark](#):
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> Prospective buyer of my place has suddenly asked for a 10% discount. Am completely skint now and running on empty. Can’t really afford for this sale not to go through.
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> But asking for 10% off is taking the piss, so how about _go fuck yourself_.
House sale went through. HMRC CGT tax was also 50% less than I estimated, and paid that off yesterday. So Not Stoked → Stoked.
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### Author:  [@Garlicnaan](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/Garlicnaan)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7132 "2024-12-18T15:31:06Z")
Had a kid threw headbutt at me today at work.lush.
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### Author:  [@cleam.clackers](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/u/cleam.clackers)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://ukskateforum.co.uk/t/not-stoked/27/7133 "2024-12-18T16:38:07Z")
Was in a car crash this morning with two of my kids. Nobody hurt. All I truly care about. So this could be a ‘stoked’ post in that sense.
That said, could really have done without having my car written off by someone ploughing into the back of me whilst I wasn’t even moving.
Could also do without the residual feeling of being slightly shat up all day that I’ve been left with.
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