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Franklincense
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Creating puns can be quite a challenge, especially when looking for specific themes like Christmas and skateboarding. Here are 50 playful puns, some of which may stretch the connection just a bit for the sake of fun:
- Lizzie “Armanto” the Snowman
- “Noel” Slide Houston (Nyjah Huston)
- “Elfin” Gelfand Ollie (Alan “Ollie” Gelfand)
- Geoff “Rowley in a Winter Wonderland”
- Eric “Koston” Under the Mistletoe
- “Silent Night” Jamie Reyes
- “Caroling” Caples (Curren Caples)
- “Jolly” Old Saint Hawk (Tony Hawk)
- “Yule Log” Caballero (Steve Caballero)
- Daewon “Song” Silent Night
- “Garland” Templeton (Ed Templeton)
- “Tinsel” Koston (Eric Koston)
- “Ho-Ho-Hosoi” (Christian Hosoi)
- “Jingle” Janoski (Stefan Janoski)
- “Chris-mas” Cole Night
- “Wreath” Sheckler (Ryan Sheckler)
- “Santa’s” Ladd (Guy Mariano, nicknamed “Skate Rat,” hence “Santa’s Ladd”)
- “North Pole” P-Rod (Paul Rodriguez)
- “Reindeer” Barley Grind (Donny Barley)
- “Sugarplum” McKay (Mike McKay)
- Bucky “Las-icicle” (Bucky Lasek)
- “Feliz Navidad” Way (Danny Way)
- “Frosty” the Handrail with Chad Muska
- “Ornamental” Vallely (Mike Vallely)
- Chaz “Ortiz-mas” Cheer
- “Candy Cane” Natas (Natas Kaupas)
- “Stocking” Stuffer Steve Berra
- “Nutcracker” Nollie (a play on the trick name)
- “Kris Kringle” Huston (Nyjah Huston)
- “Eggnog” Penny (Tom Penny)
- “Deck” the Walls with Rodney Mullen
- “Frankincense” Hill Bomb (a play on bombing hills)
- “Jolly Old” Lance Mountain
- “Merry” Lance Mountain
- “Blitzen” Blunt Slide
- “Icy” Ishod Wair (Ishod Wair)
- “Dasher” Duran (David Gonzalez, nicknamed “The Flying Tomato”)
- “Yuletide” Yuto (Yuto Horigome)
- “Jingle Bell” Rock Fakie
- “Santa” Schaar (Tom Schaar)
- “Season’s Greetings” from Geoff Rowley
- “Vixen” Varial Flip (a play on tricks)
- “Comet” Carve (a play on carving)
- “Donner” Dixon (Antwuan Dixon)
- “Skateboarding Santa” Huston (Nyjah Huston)
- “Kickflip” into Christmas with Chris Cole
- “Santa” Slappy Grind
- “Snowy” Manual Pad Session
- “Sleigh Ride” with Eric Dressen
- “Gingerbread” Grind with Greg Lutzka
Keep in mind that some of these puns are quite abstract, merging Christmas themes with the names or known traits of famous skateboarders or common skateboarding terms. They can be fun to include in a themed campaign or just to share a laugh with friends in the skateboarding community during the holiday season.
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A baffling combination of words
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Interesting how it’s self aware enough to know that it’s fucking shit at it. Ho-Ho-Hosoi is pretty good though. And Deck the Walls with Rodney Mullen
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To say the least.
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Dan Drehobauble
Felix Navidad
Wreath Forbes
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Chris Massey (RIP)
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Sidebar: Santa’s reindeer, particularly Donner and Blitzen are derived from Dutch words.
Donner, not the delicious meat consumed when hammered, is derived from ‘Donder’ which is Dutch for ‘thunder’. And blitzen is the German spelling for lighting. So, thunder and lightning.
As you were
…very, very frightening!
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Also sidebar - I looked up Twas The Night Before Christmas and it was published exactly 200 years ago this year. Possibly to this very day.
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Tim & Henry’s Pack of Mince Pies
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Almost Round Tree
I guess cheese and crackers can go here too …
Santa’s Grosso
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Ben Clove
Bing smashed it…
Hello, this is Bing. I can generate some xmas puns based on pro skateboarder names for you. Here are some examples:
Tony Hawk the Herald Angels Sing 🎶
Nyjah Huston, We Have a Problem 🎁
Bob Burnquistmas Tree 🎄
Rodney Mullen Over the River and Through the Woods 🛷
Lizzie Armanto Claus is Coming to Town 🎅
I hope you enjoyed these puns. Have a merry xmas! 
Matt Eversolitude.
Skint Walker
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Patrick Melchior
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Chad midKnight mass
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