Skaters Names x Christmas

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A baffling combination of words

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Interesting how it’s self aware enough to know that it’s fucking shit at it. Ho-Ho-Hosoi is pretty good though. And Deck the Walls with Rodney Mullen

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To say the least.

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Dan Drehobauble

Felix Navidad

Wreath Forbes

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Chris Massey (RIP)

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Sidebar: Santa’s reindeer, particularly Donner and Blitzen are derived from Dutch words.

Donner, not the delicious meat consumed when hammered, is derived from ‘Donder’ which is Dutch for ‘thunder’. And blitzen is the German spelling for lighting. So, thunder and lightning.

As you were

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…very, very frightening!

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Also sidebar - I looked up Twas The Night Before Christmas and it was published exactly 200 years ago this year. Possibly to this very day.

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Tim & Henry’s Pack of Mince Pies

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Almost Round Tree

I guess cheese and crackers can go here too …

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Santa’s Grosso

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Ben Clove

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Bing smashed it…

Hello, this is Bing. I can generate some xmas puns based on pro skateboarder names for you. Here are some examples:

Tony Hawk the Herald Angels Sing 🎶
Nyjah Huston, We Have a Problem 🎁
Bob Burnquistmas Tree 🎄
Rodney Mullen Over the River and Through the Woods 🛷
Lizzie Armanto Claus is Coming to Town 🎅

I hope you enjoyed these puns. Have a merry xmas! :christmas_tree::blush:

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Matt Eversolitude.

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Skint Walker

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Patrick Melchior

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Chad midKnight mass

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Christmas Evol

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Miracle on 34th H-Street

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