Don’t use twitter, so wouldn’t know but when I go in to the newsagents I always notice which papers still sell as I find it kind of interesting, seeing as print is meant to be a end medium.
Where have I seen people read newspapers? Are you for real? Go in a cafe, a doctors surgery, or barbers for a start, as well as visiting friends and family. You make it sound like I’ve seen a Unicorn in the wild mate. Do you really think that a comedian’s tweet has the same weight as a ‘news’ paper in every cornershop and supermarket in the land? Their business is to sell you the latest news. They have an air of trust to some people.