The Lazy Twitter Thread

This is true - and I get slightly irked when Twitter comments / FB photos are used in news stories or even as the story but I couldn’t help have a little chuckle at Uri Geller getting called a ‘spoon nonce’.

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And they all sleep like babies at night. It makes me sick.

Fucking bastards.

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Screaming for two hours straight and then in bed with their mums?

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Nah, their mums didn’t want to hug them, unless it was to say bye as they were shipped off to boarding school, so they still employ their wet nurse/nanny from their childhood to suckle on…

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https://twitter.com/NewsForAllUK/status/1461401118722961421?s=20

Wow , what’s next? I’m a celebrity and strictly. The only fans comment was spot on tho .

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Fucking hell what a twat.

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what a time to be alive.

the age of individualism can fuck off.

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https://instagram.com/investinyourself____?utm_medium=copy_link

She really needed to take some of her own medicine. Her start up company ironically

fucking hell

…tries to run people over

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What a shower of Brian’s. How do you even start to stop this though? Voting Labour is not enough. That’s been the plan since before 2010 and it’s not worked. It’s at the point where I carry on working at a University despite the contrary irritating left wing academics only to spite the Tories who hate the higher education sector. I’m hoping one of the boffins invents a virus which detects Tories and causes chronic and terminal incontinence and narcolepsy. Just so I can one day sit on the train opposite a gammon who wakes up at Kings Cross to find he has irrecoverably shat his pants.

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What a great account.

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https://twitter.com/GabrielShoo/status/1462713395745075201

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https://twitter.com/marinapurkiss/status/1463462473026125824?s=21

Wow.

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Fucking hell, is she some kind of muppet?

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I swear boris puts idiots likes these in charge to make himself look good .

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