The Lazy Twitter/Threads/Bluesky Thread

https://mobile.twitter.com/shanetodd/status/1384601468150243332

Brilliant

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https://twitter.com/lexilafleur/status/1384894588498989061?s=21

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This is almost too good as an accidental Partridge.

https://twitter.com/adam_major1/status/1387359220291485700?s=20

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Holy shit.

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How not to rob someone at a gas station
https://twitter.com/Osvaldo04110700/status/1387907228649332736?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1387907228649332736|twgr^|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fjalopnik.com%2Fembed%2Finset%2Fiframe%3Fid%3Dtwitter-1387907228649332736autosize%3D1

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Wel worth the money.

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https://twitter.com/bostonjdog/status/1389874401911390209?s=20

https://twitter.com/hannahalothman/status/1389964348102225924?s=21

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There are literally no words

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Maybe the song’s about spending cuts for public amenities?

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I thought he was going to go down the slide for a second…

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https://twitter.com/mrmichaelspicer/status/1394586437568368646?s=21


Great thread this.

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https://twitter.com/nericdickman/status/1395108901704585220?s=21

https://twitter.com/adilray/status/1395339445700792320?s=21

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She really is morally bankrupt

https://twitter.com/govindajeggy/status/1395321645007609856?s=21

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This man was actually elected:

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https://twitter.com/adambienkov/status/1395707489929338885?s=21