The Lazy Twitter/Threads/Bluesky Thread

Come on, Blackpool’s been all over Insta over the weekend.

https://twitter.com/decentpatter/status/1430277125089730561?s=21

Pure gold.

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“What will you do now?”
“Probably go to the ice cream shop round the corner and buy a milkshake there”
“And you’ve had to figure that out all on your own?”

That reporter has to be trolling his bosses who told him to go and do a piece on the milkshake drought

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Is that real?

So creepy it will make your balls curl

https://twitter.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1431177599590576132?s=20

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Wow that was as hard to watch as the BATB sean vs Shaun. Turned off offer 2.5 mins . And to think he’s spawned more clones of himself on the world . Lord help us

https://twitter.com/ariadne_reviews/status/1430607861067960321?s=21

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I half expected his eyes to start shining - full Midwich Cuckoos/ The Bloodening vibes off that.
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Ya fucker, bet some plasterboard fell off the walls somewhere in the house, slamming the doors like that!

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Fucking hell

https://twitter.com/ukiswitheu/status/1431388332509089792?s=20

https://twitter.com/filmupdates/status/1431555440740085763?s=21

Some great responses:

https://twitter.com/not_alexc/status/1431626158223806468?s=21

https://twitter.com/jmaguirecritic/status/1431636957227102214?s=21

My personal favourite:

https://twitter.com/wolfstellation/status/1431584613307142148?s=21

Shhh… we’ll have his dad on here moaning about how no-one but him and his wife are allowed to criticise their brilliant son, as that’s how free speech works!?!

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Promotional tactic has worked, then.

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Holy shit, that Celine Dion one. Savage.

I believed that one for a minute as well but the sound effect and middle finger at the end were spotted and gave the game away.

I remember everyone saying how much of dick James Corden is on here… this is pretty funny…
Called out for being a dick on his own show. James tries to pretend to be his good guy public persona…

Matthew Rhys - “Do you remember that time you hosted the Tonys and I had my new born son with me?”

James Corden - “Yes, beautiful!”

Oops…

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https://twitter.com/irvinewelsh/status/1431992885126303748?s=21

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That’s a whole lot of barking and hardly any biting. Pathetic in a few different ways.

The kicking over of the wet floor sign should have the curb music on the top of it.

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If I ever see someone doing that and I’m sure they’ve not got a gun or a knife they’re getting rugby tackled into next week.

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No chance.