The Lazy Twitter/Threads/Bluesky Thread

One can only hope that global warming produces such fierce permanent storms that the United Kingdom remains completely inaccessible to all foreigners forever.

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I’m a big believer in ā€˜if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all’ but…

what a Michael Fabricant!

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I fucking hate this place.

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Not a true patriot unless you buy all three. Clever.

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Almost worth giving money to Farage just to see the look on my missus face opening that on Christmas morning.

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That label is the most partridge thing I’ve ever seen.

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Farartridge.

The new Partridge audiobook is fucking brilliant btw. Also if anyone has paid Spotify then you can listen to it on there.

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Wtf! Haven’t heard about this at all! Yessss. Thanks mate.

The other audiobooks are so, so good.

Might finally motivate me to go out for a run…

I just looked up the context surrounding this. I wish I hadn’t. Social media is just an outrage factory.

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Wtf is that about???

But what is the hurt caused?! Confused dot com

People interpreted the colours of the hats being burnt to represent the Palestinian flag, despite the advert and photos being filmed and taken months ago.

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Ahhhhh! Of course. Nice one.

And those people presumed that other people would be offended, so jumped in to be offended first, on their behalf.

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And then the other people who saw the advert as an attack on Christmas and the family.

It just went on and on and on!

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Who’s going to fix the bog once it’s overflowing shit? A Boston dynamic robo dog with a plunger for a tail?

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That would be easy but Elon has basically locked out Twitter unless you’re logged in.

Getting off Twitter was the single best thing I ever did for my mental health so I’m not going to sign back up!

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