The Lazy Twitter/Threads/Bluesky Thread

They’ve probably got WW3 all figured out…

“Okay so you can only nuke these countries, you’ll get this and this at the end and we’ll get so and so. We’ll call it a draw after a third of the population is wiped out, cool?”

Accurate, pretty sure the wool that’s pulled over our eyes is the lie that there are any countries in all of this, it is all down to “Interests” - Have a war, lower the population, lower the amount of food and energy that’s needed, keep all their money then carve up what’s left between the superpowers, live high on their thrones upon their empires of Irradiated dirt until they have another falling out and start all over again.

And i’m not a conspiracy theorist, just seems like the decisions being made these days are more transparent and they think all their smoke and mirrors still fools people. Little men with napoleon complexes

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And with the multi billionaires all cashing in billions of their own stock in the last couple of years , seemingly having that money for a “rainy day”, it only fuels the conspiracies.

Weird times

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https://x.com/accidentalp/status/1760596852842418504?s=46

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Claire Balding has let herself go

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I really feel for these politically homeless people. Gutted for them.

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Is the Norfolk lion a pub? Or does she identify as a lion? And what’s wrong with our indigenous animals?

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Your Twitter feed is well suss @Barf :smile:

Wouldn’t be surprised if accounts like that are troll farm accounts. Either way, bollocks to Twitter, it’s a cesspit of nonsense :woozy_face:

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I would have said more Cougar in a Aerosmith-groupie kind of way

looks like she’s just talking to herself and the red leather. But at least someone IS saying it.

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This face says it all. It must be the same chancers who do those “Winter Wonderland” shitholes every Christmas

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Seen the link to their website, somehow even lower effort than the attraction, just full of AI gibberish like this

Feel a bit sorry for the umpa lumpa behind the meth lab. Her photo will be used for years off the back of this.

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UKXEPCTED TWITS

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Look at the AI-produced website:

Anybody thinking that looks legit probably deserves to lose £35.

Edit, sorry, already posted. But yeah, fucking hell. Guy running it all is some wannabe self-help guru grifter too.

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I tried asking Dall-E to make some graphics for a PowerPoint and it loves making things in this exact style.

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It looks like dismaland 2

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The text reads the same way as all chat gpt, excited and happy but without real feeling, like someone smiling with dead eyes