The Lazy Twitter/Threads/Bluesky Thread

https://x.com/haveigotnews/status/1767155789284667556?s=20

Apparently Nicky at works cousin is the their main PR guy and was previously the main guy for the queen, when i asked if she can find out whats going on she said ā€˜probably not, i only found out he had the job from the daily mail’. A lot of help Nicky, thanks.

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https://x.com/DavidMuttering/status/1766956984304116032?s=20

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https://x.com/meghanxhaz/status/1766985998863650934?s=20

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Pedant alert: this account always gets boosted onto my Twitter timeline, and none of its videos carry any historical significance. I need to mute it.

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Some country loving music moguls must be running out of money for this country music hype to unearth again. ā€œlet’s pay someone like Beyonce to do a country record, let’s bring it back boys! Got my eye on a new ranch plotā€

He was more than likely up in arms about the Charlie Hebdo shooting (rightly so), saying they should be allowed to draw whatever they wanted. Especially given his anti-Muslim stance.

This is not a comment about the shooting, more about how people are so fickle about their opinions.

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ā€œFreedom of Speech Shall Not Be Infringed…unless it affects me, then everyone gets suedā€ - Ronnie Pickeri…I mean 30p Lee

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Wow.

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1768267464062943676?s=20

While admirable, I do find these twats hilarious that they think the best use of their money is not fixing things on Earth, but fucking off at the first opportunity and leaving the rest of us behind

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Until their death by Brontaroc!

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Come on man, to infinity and beyond :smiley:

I get your point, I really do…it seems crazy that we can find money for this, or war, or AI, or football or Formula 1 or whatever the latest time and resource drain happens to be, when people need food and housing…but it also does give me hope and makes me a bit more optimistic about the future.

I can’t comprehend the scale of these launches, nothing looks real, I just imagine it’s a small model with some choice camera angles.

Particularly amusing that it’s The Spectator taking the piss, a publication well known for being staunch members of the ā€˜wokerati’ lol.
Insane that anyone still wants to talk about him.
Piss off knobhead.

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https://x.com/spooked75/status/1767787253831495773?s=20

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There’s another, which I can’t find now, where Zelensky is on the phone to Macron the morning of the ā€˜Special Military Operation’. Crazy.

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https://x.com/quartersnacks/status/1769409966933164248?s=20

Still not watched it.

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More fool you!

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Was lucky enough to go to the London prem with @Brewer . Much love @Barf

Went to the toilet and bottled taking a piss next to Alex Olsen and Dylan. Dived into the cubical and left Brewer to whip it out and squeeze in between Team Handsome at the urinal :joy:

Maxed our budgets out and got a Travelodge and Ā£100 each out the cash point for the after party. Turned out it was a free bar. We couldn’t believe our luck!

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