Hahaha, yes telmonatorx, this was the one I remember! Classic. 10/10, would read again.
Post of the year contender
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For 2nd year running, with same post
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Can someone do me a favour and try and find the post someone put on the old forum about a lass shitting themselves all over his balls while they were making the beast with two backs? I distinctly remember the phrases âcurry slugsâ and âhonking bonk brownâ being used. Iâve tried using the search function on the old forum but to no avail because the Captchaâs been shutdown and Iâve forgotten my old password. I still laugh about it every now and then, though.
You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Les_Zeppelin again
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every night I sit in front of the TV while
it is not switched on and stare at my own
reflection and imagine i am on the eggheads
panel sitting between Daphne and Judith.
I am answering everything like a don and the
more I get questions right the two aging
hotties get physical under the desk. CJ gets
really annoyed by all the attention iâm
getting and starts to try and wank off Barry
which causes a strange underdesk
struggle which apparently is TV gold so the
producers keep saying in my earpiece. By this
time daphne has gone under the desk and
started to rub her dentures around my glans
like a pro while judith jangles her
Cliff Richard neck in my face. I look over
and notice Dermot being touched up by
Jeremy Vine under the desk and I get the
feeling that this is a regular occurance.
The contestants are so appalled that they
start throwing their own shit at us which
only turns up the heat. I feel something
weird downstairs and realize that Daphne
is dead! this arouses Barry and he rips
off his clothes and beats his chest with
daphneâs limp body then shoves her dentures
up his rectum and proceeds to walk backwards
on all fours barking like a dog gnashing
his toothy piles at the contestants. Dermot
and jeremy turn on CJ and tell him exactly
what they think of his Knowitall persona
and behead him with a sharpened commemorative
silver jubilee letter opener they have been
keeping under the desk for this exact moment.
CJâs head rolls into my spazzing lap and I
cum in his eyes.
I am then instantly transported back to my
40inch samsung with a ton of guilt and a
gunged up DVD drawer.
Failed to switch to ANON Mode dudeâŚ
Ah itâs a post from OGN26 not a personal crank memory gotchya
Continually updated golden posts from the old forum thread?
Anyone ever snapped their Banjo String?
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there was deffo one story on old forum about a snapped banjo string yeah, pretty sure it wasnât anonymous either, just can remember who it was. im also pretty sure it was during bum sex and included having to show it to their mum who was a nurse.
that could be two stories melting into one though, it was a while ago
Haha yeah that was me
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I have but it wasnât through bum sex.
Caught sight of a bit of blood, assumed it wasnât me until closer inspection as to where it was coming from.
Didnât feel anything twang and never bothered me since.
I did mine on the obligatory fat bird. Thought it would be like chuckin a sausage down the M1 but it was more like a hangmanâs noose. It was one of those sober donner kebab moments, you know itâs wrong and you wanna get it done quick as possible. Didnât pay off! more blood than a slayer concert and spent the next month shitting it about getting a semi hoping my half snapped dick would heal itself and I didnât have to go to the doctors and try and bullshit a doctor as to why my string was frayed.
Redeemed myself on the next shift by flexing some hottie, only problem being the biscuit hadnât been taken to the range in over a month and was fully loaded, 4 pumps and both barrels fired. lost the pull out king competition to Jeremy Rodgers and had to take her to get the shame smartie next morning. How to be down 2 friends on MySpace in 4 weeks!
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hahahahahaha
