Covid

Thats not limited to Covid, that could be a legit chat up line

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Faaaack off.

Injection in ya rectum to save ya Nans tectum.

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That sounds like a BoJo quote, he’ll be using that in his next briefing

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Using that in his next text to Warwick.

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Oven ready vaccination programme!

Crackdown.

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Up the brown puts Covid down.
Up the bum, no harm done.

I’ve had a think and am retracting this, it’s obviously not the way to go. I’m just concerned that we are going to come out of this with half a class having done the work set and the other half not having bothered. Do you then do the work again so they can catch up or keep pushing on and the gap widens. It’s very messy.

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Get the R’s down, get your R’s out

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Oo I like that one because it works in the US as well

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Well played EU. Managed to unite the entire post-brexit United Kingdom against them. Good effort fuck tards

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Ffs… I hope he gets the same medical attention that the queen would get after everything he has done.

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Nah, no chance they’re replacing him with a cyborg.

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Like they did with the queen?

Lol don’t be silly

Everyone knows she’s a lizard

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Everyday life must be hard for Ian.

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Tools are at least useful. He isn’t.

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I was thinking about the worst gigs I’ve ever seen recently. He’s in joint first place.

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