At a complete covid fest wedding.
Gone from not going inside a shop for nearly a year and a half to being inside with like a million other people, maskless, like nothing is happening. Its mental.
And they say frontline has it tough
Tell Hannah to put her phone away, so tacky.
My wife. Given her a right bollocking (as I type this on my phone)
Taragon in the sauce so even if the salmon was a bit edible I poured sloppy creamy medicine all over it.
#Prayforles
That main looks so shite, especially for a wedding meal. Gutted for you.
Even the vegetables look shit
straight out of a microwave bag. And the sauce looks grainy.
Wine is finished and so are those two pints of Guinness. What a disaster. Can you just walk out?
I think the food looks quite nice.
The vegatables we’re the worst bit of it. Microwaved for 10-15 hours.
Salmon after Guinness. That’s an interesting palette.
It’s going to be an interesting taxi ride home for sure. They’re starting to down in 3.
A runny lemony milk passing itself off as a posset has now been put before me. I could actually drink it.
It’s £4 a pint though so swings and roundabouts.
is the £4 a pint a swing or a roundabout?
is £4 a pint good?
Better than £4.50
I paid £28 for a pint glass today.
You know you can nick them for free right? It’s why peroni is so expensive (partly)
