I had nose swab and it was gnarly, it’s like 6" long and it felt like she was swabbing back of my eyeball. Made me stamp my foot and my eyes watered but I swear I did not cry.
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Shuddered even watching that on TV. Can’t help thinking of this.
Same here mate.
Falling out on the regular here just due to the situation.
Feeling bloody awful today as well.
On the upside though @anon86856945 finally got the time to read your book.
I like the ‘his t-shirt stuck to him like a plastic bag on a wet bottle’ image 
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holy fuck i’m agreeing with Piers Morgan? fuck 2020. anti-vaxxers SHOULD be barred from “normal” shit. non-vaccinated kids aren’t allowed in Australian schools
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Got results from C19 test back. All clear. Stoked.
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Spoken like a pro.
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Ian brown won’t be able to attend his own concert …
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Love how NME have started putting the estimated read time on these, like they’re a newspaper. Didn’t realise how hard they’d gone into TV and games too, that’s pretty desperate.
I didn’t even notice that, probably the limit of their readers/audience’s attention spans these days.
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Sorry, I’m lying down just now.
LMAO.
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Hahahahaha. You fucking cheeky cunt Rishi. Fuck you and fuck your redundancy furlough back track bullshit you utter fucking cunt.
Can you tell I’m bitter? I missed out by 3 weeks I think.
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Disingenuous Sun headline (quelle surprise) - the story is just that ‘he hasn’t ruled it out’.
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Tested positive for the Rona today.
Of course.
Fuck sake.
Yeah agree, honestly not sure why this was never introduced
Only things I can think of is Deliveroo/ Uber Eats not having the extra drivers to help with the increased deliveries + restaurants not making money off booze sales
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How you feeling @anonymity sending the love.
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