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Pfft Gabby is a legend. Terrorised brum shitty for his whole career

Also if you think he was smart enough to even use AI to make that image you are mistaken. Probably needs directions to get dressed every day

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Haha yeah no way Gabby has the capability to make that! :joy:

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Please for the love of god Unai get some defenders in!

A triple Champions League winning forward is great, but unless the plan is to win every game 5-4 we need some CB’s!

This has been the most insane transfer window in memory for me. It’s almost like we have no idea what we’re doing. Chelsea are absolutely fucking us over and I think we may overestimated their kindness/willingness to help a rival

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Disasi is in!

So out -

Nedeljkovic, Carlos, Buendia, Philogene and Duran

In -

Garcia, Disasi, Malen, Asensio and Rashford

Some of those ins/outs are loans. Busy window jesus christ. Some nice upgrades in there (as well as one biiiig question mark)

I think we made a mistake selling Duran. Even if he is causing trouble, keep him until Summer and then sell him after he’s scored a few more Champions League goals and is worth double. There must be something else going on behind the scenes for us to sell him.

Don’t know if Garcia and Disasi are much of an upgrade on Ned and Carlos, but at least they’re in the door.

Bailey’s form has fallen off a cliff this season, so Malen in is good. To be fair, anyone with a pulse is an improvement!

Big question marks on Asensio and Rashford for me. I got my fingers burned once before on a big star name with Coutinho! At least they’re both only loans to see us through.

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Carlos would have a man of the match performance one in every four matches and then be the worst player on the pitch (except for Bailey) the other three. If Disasi can play an offside trap then he’s an upgrade immediately

Where will Asensio play? Assuming Malen is to replace Bailey, does Asensio replace Ramsey (as a sub?)? No clue

Duran I’m torn on. He clearly didn’t get on with Emery which says enough for me. Watkins and Duran didn’t work well together. Other than that the only criticism i could have for him was that he was lazy. Ollie works ten times harder for sure.

None of this bodes well for Rashford :joy:

https://x.com/gyokeresxtra/status/1886373640184168478?s=46

Amazing.

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What a response.

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Hahaha legend

Edit: Parody account?

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Doesn’t look like it but the United tweet on his account doesn’t seem likely.

Nah he’s a bellend and was shit.

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Coming from a fanbase who still seem to have a soft spot for Joey Barton that’s a ringing endorsement for Gabby

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Eh?

I don’t think any Newcastle fan had a soft spot for Joey Barton.

Aye I’ll second that, don’t know any people who back him!

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sorry meant to respond to this earlier, i don’t know many geordies so maybe that was a bad representation

either way, we love Gabby, he is a club legend. he’s an absolute idiot but i quite enjoy his stuff on talksport

Multiple reports in 2007 from our fan base rejecting his actions. He’s a violent thug and a bigot. Proved time and again at every club.

His brother is a fucking racist murderer.

Gabby is a wind up merchant on Talk Sport and is Villa’s version of Shola Ameobi

Joey Barton is a fucking moron

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Correcto

Loooool Arsenal game over

Edit - VAR is so boring

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