Friday Puns, 10th June 2022 edition: The larder they come

About time we re-up this thread.

This week’s subject are any skateboarder’s names you can awkwardly prise into something you’d find in your larder/stock cupboard etc. Dried food, herbs, tins, cans, preserves, that kind of thing.

Overall winner or post with most likes get subscriber status for a month. And if they already subscribe they get…erm…I dunno, nothing? Whatever. Remember when shiner used to flow us stuff to give out? That was rad. Might have to get onto elglasso for that.

Stuff like: Branson Biebel

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No points for Kareem of Campbell’s soup. Heavily ABD.

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Baked Beanan Milton

Jerry Hsoup

5 Likes

Jason Dill
Spice-er Hamilton

2 Likes

Tom pAsta

4 Likes

Tom Penne

13 Likes

Spam Drehobl
Simon Woodstoxo-cube

5 Likes

Joey pepper
Cold cannon of beans
Joey cereal

4 Likes

Fabian Alo-marg(arine)
Rodney Mulled wine

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Irn-Brewster

BillyCadburyFingers

1 Like

Jamie Thomato

1 Like

Bruce the Oxo
Craig questionable sauce

2 Likes

:clap::clap::clap:

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Gershon Museli is the best yet.

Louie borlotti

4 Likes

Kader Fusilli

Andrew Brothy

1 Like

Bread Selego

2 Likes

Mark Apples/Lard
Corn on the Crob
Mike Carrot
Tinned Salman
Tinned DeTuna
Sky Brown Sugar
Dan Paprika
Ocean Sea Salt Howell

Zered Bass-ett