Friday Puns, 10th June 2022 edition: The larder they come

Guru Salsa.

Chris Coleslaw.

Oak Smoked Salman Agah.

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Ben Braeburns.

Flan Margera.

Todd Conger Eel.

Andy Stone ground flour.

Tony Cox’s pippins.

Andy Mac and cheese.

Bill Spamforth.

Pb and J Ladd.

Crisps Fissel.

Eric Beef Wellington

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Heath Kirsch Tarte.

Wade disaronno

Pj lard

Skitch Hitchcock-a-leekie

Rob Jelly
Mike Pork
Rockeret leaf
Matt Pilchards
Salt Cannon
Brad Glazed Cherries
Sean Malt-O-Vinegar

Curtis Pearl barley.

Harold hunter’s chicken

Yage Popcorn.

Jason chilli con Carney.

Rodney Mutton.

Florian Bohmbay mix

Some of the shit you guys would expect to keep in your pantries are weird

Sushi?
Ice cream?
Fish??

Yeah, I’ll admit I did get a bit carried away and swerved off piste with some of those :joy:

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:joy: I’m very rarely glued to the internet as I’m too busy doing real life things, but for the past few days I’ve had a bunch of shit to get done and my screen time has been shocking. Same goes for the amount of sleep too. All done now though.The forum made it bearable and that pun thread got me through the last of the computer based bollocks - off for a good few miles sea swim in about half an hour. That should reset the balance.

we all won!

/ lost

skaters x drugs next week pls xx

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Pill Danforth

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Aaaaand the winner for last week is…drum roll:

13 likes. Congratulations @andy_smoke you get a UKSF subscription for a month which means you get to use different themes and have no ads for a month.

Honorary runner up just missing the cheese with 12 likes is @anon28148673

You win nothing, but good luck for next/this week…

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Changed that for you

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amazing! thank you.

and huge shout out to everyone on here -
this place has been really good fun recently

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