You know the deal. Make awkward puns out of skateboarder/skateboard-related names, along with something to do with Brexit or our glorious nation of the United Kingdom.
Queen Campbell
Barnier Page
The Windsor’s James
Eric Koston living rising
Jagger Eaton rats from a shopping trolley bbq.
Well this is going dark pretty quick
fuck politics
Kyle Leever
Jeff Remaine
Sidebar: Wife asked me to get some salad from the supermarket last week and she specified that she wanted romaine lettuce. So I spent about 10 mins constructing a longwinded story on my return about how they were conducting surveys in the salad section in the shop that ended in the epic punchline ‘So sir, did you vote for ‘leaf’ or ‘romaine’?’
Obviously you had to be there and even then it wasn’t that funny. Please continue.
Trade Desarmo
Jacob Rees-Moggins
Jason No-Dill
Jeremy Wra-cists
EuropeanYoon-ion Sul
James TaRiff
Article 50-50 Skate Store
Ramp transition period
Skate unemployMental