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Biden negative!

That’s what I meant earlier ha. Now I look like a Pence fan. I’m not, promise.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CF2g74MgVBa/?igshid=13s1roozi1nos

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ā€œFatiguedā€

Come on and die you cunt.

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You know what’s mad, this time yesterday we didn’t even realise he had it. Didn’t he only get tested because Hope Hicks had it? Them he was getting tested as a precaution, then he had symptoms, then he’s in hospital? It’s so sudden. Did he (or everyone) know he had it for a while and presented he didn’t?

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Boris had it too and went to hospital. Allegedly.

Apparently the transition from ā€œOoh I feel a bit funnyā€ to ā€œOh god I’m going to dieā€ comes on quite rapidly

Yeah but it all just seemed a bit too streamlined. BBC are questioning it now.

However, his doctors said on Saturday that they were ā€œ72 hours into the diagnosisā€. That would mean a diagnosis on Wednesday, nearly 36 hours earlier than announced.

In that time, Mr Trump held a press briefing without wearing a mask. He flew to Minnesota on Wednesday for a rally with thousands of supporters on Wedneday night.

On Thursday, he was at his golf club in New Jersey for a fundraiser - again, with very few masks in evidence.

Ok…

Oh.

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Yeah I’m slightly confused why the news keeps talking about levelling off

Crazy the shit random members of the public are imagining… Oh. Wait.

Bloke I went to school charged with double murder. Wasn’t a mate or anything but always was alright and a bit of a nerd. Madness.

Saw that and guessed that those two dudes maybe aren’t just regular members of the public…

https://twitter.com/DeAnna4Congress/status/1312073105565716488

https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/status/1312085614204841984

Yeah and it appears the lad charged isn’t either. Admittedly I am judging him as a teenager at school 16+ years ago, but never would of seen that coming!

There was this lad 2 years above me (in John Robinson’s (skated for Unabomber) year, class. Lovely guy, used to play violin, be a maths genius and bizarrely be some champion armwrestler. We always used to say hello to each other and he was generally regarded as very intelligent and a lovely chap.

Anyway, basically got indoctrinated whilst at uni, found himself in Al-Quaeda and is currently on death row for beheading US journalist Daniel Pearl in 2002. There’s a movie about it called ā€˜A Mighty Heart’ with Angelina Jolie. Mental.

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Jesus!

Dude looks pretty fucked. He definitely left the hospital earlier than he should have. Seems he’s trying to fool people into thinking he’s fine. He’s not one to want to look weak. Seems like there’s a good chance he could actually die from his stubbornness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9NyQ4EJ93s&feature=youtu.be

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That’s the type of breathing you do when you dont want to hurl.

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