Jennifer Arcuri wants a word, he used £120,000 of taxpayers money to get into her pants. Plus the free trip to New York while he was on trade missions.
How the fuck there is one woman who can tolerate seeing that bearing down on them let alone multiples is another baffling facet of the Boris saga.
Picture him waddling out of the bathroom with a lob on, his complexion like a sandwich bag full of milk wearing his Downing Street issued monogrammed y fronts and vest grinning like a schoolboy. Christ
10 Likes
It’s the hair boys, we’ve been getting it wrong all this time.
Hahahahahahahaha
https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1440412621602131969?s=20
1 Like
this, just this
3 Likes
What a legend
1 Like
Sources say the Prince was said to be ‘disappointed’ to learn that the dog was 17 years old.
7 Likes
That dude was hanging to post that article as well. 1 minute past midnight. He was probably giddy with patriotic fever dreams where he imagines Andy and this dog running down the beach in with paparazzi chasing them but they just don’t care because they’re so full of joy.
As payment, Matthew Parris is knee deep in insert the worst sexual scenario you can think of
Can imagine all the gammons cumming everywhere at Bozza telling the surrender monkeys to fuck off in French
I’m fucking keeping that one in my back pocket along with Frankie Boyles “a face like haunted tupperware”
1 Like
I don’t think this is one of those things you can attribute to incompetence rather than malice. I genuinely believe it’s intentional and a deliberate move to consolidate power for the Tories for generations at the expense of quality of life for the majority of people. The culture war benefits them, as we’ve seen over the last few years, so anything that maintains or accelerates it is being systematically marched towards.
2 Likes
Mad urge to fill the tank today.
2 Likes
I did my cars yesterday. First garage completely out of petrol. Second one was E5 super only (which was fine). Went back for the second car and queued for one pump which ran out as the car in front was about to fill up. Found another garage and filled up. Went to top up my Land Rover with diesel and got the run around for that too. It was probably people doing what I did that exasperated the problem but I thought I’d get in there early. Off to the Westcountry for a bit over the next few weeks and there’s a family medical issue that could blow up at any time, which could mean racing off to a hospital at the drop of a hat. So even though I put bugger all miles in driving anywhere usually, I wanted to be sure I could get about. Don’t worry the government has the army on stand by so everything’s fine. *
*not sure about ‘everything’ but the fuel thing is hopefully just temporary. 
This happened a few years ago. The papers reported a potential fuel shortage so everyone ran to the pumps, causing a fuel shortage. Its the toilet paper thing all over again. Wankers
6 Likes
There’s no fuel shortage as such. There’s plenty of fuel. There’s just a shortage of drivers to deliver it. Cheers Brexit.
Mind you, I guess there was plenty of toilet paper sitting in warehouses, just none on the shelves because people had gone and bought a lifetimes’ supply in one hit. You have a point.
1 Like
I get you but people rushing to the pumps causes a local shortage and massive queues
2 Likes
There was no panic or shortage when I rushed to buy some petrol earlier.
6 Likes
Absolutely. I’d usually just sit it out. I’ve got a 250 mile round trip to do today to visit my mother who had a stroke three weeks ago. Then there’s the other family medical thing that’s set to go either way anytime soon. I didn’t have much choice about zipping out and filling up. Totally agree that if you don’t have to then don’t bother it’s only going to make a bad situation worse.
1 Like
