In the news thread

I know I should know this but if you defect from Tories to Labour do you keep the seat or does it go back out for a by election? Surely his voters voted Tory and just cos he changed (which is brilliant of course) that doesn’t mean his seat turns red does it?

Damn that’s huge

He’s now a Labour MP. I think he’s sitting right behind Keir Starmer.

All part of our weird l rules I guess.

This is particularly dismal from Johnson. Like a malfunctioning robot fed 4 lines to say.

I think Starmer is enjoying himself.

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This was particularly terrible

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1483776169686220800?s=20

I’ve noticed increases of around 20 - 25% on certain food products over the last few months. Only pence in the grand scheme of things, but huge jumps percentage wise.

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I hope she dies in a grease fire.

…of gammon fat

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The state of this

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1483778190992674821?s=20

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Absolute brian, how is he still there.

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How deep does this sewer actually go? You think it’s at rock bottom and then tomorrow happens.

https://twitter.com/joepike/status/1484106724768428035?s=20

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Politics used to be boring I’m sure.

Best get LBC on. He’s cancelled mystery hour for this.

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Holy shit.

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Lovely people

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1484137797862764546?s=20

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It’s House of Cards isn’t it.

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There was a time when things like Ed Miliband awkwardly eating a bacon sandwich was political front page news.

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That’s where the space time continuum went wrong and we ended up in the bad universe.

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Something went massively wrong when they turned on the Large Hadron Collider and they’ve kept quiet about it!

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