Was it porn he was mass debating over or Angela Rayner’s legs?
Ooof. This feels like a big story brewing
https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/status/1519794800370888705?s=20&t=zE8eg0cqFX6ygmb8a8oKow
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Amazing. Politics can’t get weirder than this
https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1520051214964215812?s=20&t=GG79ZMiq7MKdFkb0aB46Yw
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Ah. A mistake. Easy to make, watching porn on your phone by accident. I’m glad he’s explained that now. I’m sure we’ll hear no more about it.
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Fuck me that piece is an absolute embarrassment from start to finish.
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Neil Parish MP has now explained everything. As a farmer, he was searching on his phone for tractors. But by complete mistake he was directed to a porn site. So he spent some time looking at that instead.
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I can’t think of a single link between tractors and porn so not sure how that happened.
It wasn’t tractors it was farm equipment. Hoes.
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Both involve the spraying of seed
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Remember when BoJo said that he modelled and painted toy buses in his spare time to keep himself sane? That was basically a well-guided attempt to confuse search algorithms with what was happening in the news at the time with Brexit and the ads for an extra £350 million per day for the NHS, as advertised on buses…?
Basically, it’s the same digital diversion.
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Is that going to work, though? Saying ‘I wasn’t intending to watch porn, I was looking for tractors’ just makes people look even harder to find out what kind of porn he was watching.
I feel like I know more about the private lives of politicians than I do about their policies.
It’s obvious that we’ve got a bunch of entitled spoilt selfish pricks in charge but who’s going to fix this mess and sort things out?
I haven’t got a clue where this country is going now.
It’s almost as if constantly distracting people with this bullshit non-story gets them giggling enough that sending refugees to fucking Rwanda doesn’t matter any more. Fuck this government and everybody who votes for them, and fuck anybody who works for them.
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I don’t think there was any plan that cunning. He’s an idiot. He got caught out. He made it worse with a lame excuse. It reflects very badly on the party that selected him. I can’t imagine anyone in the government would plan that to happen to distract attention from an immigration policy they think is going to be a vote-winner.