Seems like it’s on!
Day before the Euro quarter finals. Patriotism peaking.
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It’ll be just my luck that in the middle of a national Landslide Labour victory I’ll get saddled with this rancid ballbag for another 5 years
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He’s announcing at 5pm apparently!
“Rishi Sunak to make emergency No10 Downing St statement 5pm TODAY about General Election”
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I wonder what shit is going to come out on July 5th, only reason I can think of him calling it early.
A summer full of small boat crossings will only fuck their polling harder.
Nothing good can happen between now and and whenever he chooses.
No one is listening to the Tories on anything anymore.
He would’ve best called it when he became PM. Next best was with the locals earlier this month. Next best is asap.
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OK this is very very very funny
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Probably should have made the announcement indoors.
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‘Election!!!”
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Oioiiiii go on
Reports this morning that there was no money for pre election tax bribes that they have been holding out for. It’s been plainly obvious that we need an election for the last 18 months but the tories have dragged the country through the shit to save their own skin.
Utter coward finally out of options. Get in the fucking bin.
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Anyone else get the Labour promotional VHS in the post with them all dancing about to that in 1997?
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I can’t get over the irony of Sunak claiming labour have no plan, whilst he’s stood out in the rain….with no umbrella.
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Cold War Steve on point
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Also - utilising stolen Covid valour. Does this twat think we’ve forgotten about VIP PPE lanes, or partygate, or Hancock fingering his secretary whilst people were dying, or writing off billions of Covid loans?
Get fucked
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Who, this Michael Fabricant?
Tbf the whole sham was successful for a very select few, what other successes do they have to stand on?
(By sham I don’t mean anti lockdown tin foil hat)
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Trying to paint himself as the hero of the hour!
‘Government scientists say they were not consulted about the scheme and that it was “highly likely” to have increased Covid infections and deaths.’
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And so it begins 
Popcorn emoji
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