
Seriously though…stripped of titles? Oh no…not ma titles and having to move into just a massive house. What a punishment.
He’s got away with raping a 17 year old. The dirty footlicking bastard. Fuck off to jail like the plebs.
New guy came onto a project I was on and dropped in that he use to be Andrew’s personal carpenter. Yeahhh should just wipe that off your resume mate.
Someone gave him a pizza express voucher for Xmas which was fucking funny.

So if Andys been kicked out of his house and stripped of titles, does he need to sign on and get a council flat?
If only Sue Townsend were still alive to write “The Nonce and I”
Did Andrew ever have trouble getting wood?
Thirstiest of all knighthoods:
He’s been Sir Dave for years unofficially!
Gary Barlow will be seething, he’s been dry-humping a knighthood for years
thought they were both already knights tbh