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When I worked at orange/ee hq in London someone was doing shits in the middle of the ladies toilets in front of the sinks, not even in a cubicle. Was in busy part of the office as well. What kind of woman chases an adrenaline high like that?

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I think these environments tank peoples MH.

I spent 2 days winding the same HDMI cable up and wheeling round a flight case to go and see friends and execs I knew just to kill time and saw some quite sad stuff.

Words to chill your heart as a phantom shitter.

Genuinly fascinated by this phenomenon.

Sometime between being born and having your trousers round your ankles shitting against a wall, something has gone wrong.

Did something snap one day? Was it a gradual process? How do you get to the point where you think you would quite like to do the ultimate dirty protest?

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That’s so wild, proper scum of the earth. There was shit on the wall quite often at the telesales I worked at in BCN

Who the fuck was that haha

One of the BMXers we think. We know they were riding hipster tandem bikes to the field it was in to get shrooms on the weekend we weren’t there, then we came in and a few bits were moved around and a massive eruption was up the wall.

And that was that, a few weeks later, closed down.

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It is interesting, partly because it’s so ubiquitous. . As soon as it gets mentioned anywhere multiple people will have a story about one. How have so many people independently arrived at the same place where there’s no options and nothing left to be done except cover some walls in shit?

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That place was so sick. Only place I have fs blunt on mini on camera haha

My extended group of friends had a phantom shitter, the events took place over a short amount of time, maybe 6-12 months and then stopped. Random shits in people homes during house parties. Cuplrit never discovered. One time it was a fancy dress party and the vile beast took a shit in my mates friar tuck wig.

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Savage! I thought top decking was grim enough!

More poo talk here, Christ

Ramblings of mad pensioner.

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Go on Donnie you mad fat twat!

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lol

You won’t be wanting all those air bases here then? Fucking tit

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America operates a key early warning system in the UK but I bet Trump won’t know that.

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I kind of rate the ghost shitters.

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What if trump was a genius and wanted to destroy the global economy and america?

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