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He switched from being the angriest heād ever been in his life to chuckling 3 seconds later.
Almost as if that wasā¦fake outrage and this is performative nonsense.
so just to confirm, newspaper causing security threat to his family = bad, but him causing security threat to millions of minority people = good. got it
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Heard this all before.
Get on with it.
Heās standing down, to stand again? Huh?
ahhhhh so basically, if he wins byelection and becomes an MP again for Clacton it means any donations he received prior to standing again become null and void and he canāt be scrutinised for it
this is a big gamble. if it pays off then he canāt be investigated officially anymore. if he loses then obviously heās toast.
this does however mean he KNOWS heās done something wrong and will get in trouble for it
Rightā¦
What.
All that shit about being attackedā¦families blah blah is why i am going toā¦carry on.
By resigning does it mean the standards committee canāt get him? Guess thatās all it is.
According to the Guardian:
*If parliament is dissolved or the member otherwise ceases to be a member while an investigation is in progress, the commissioner will suspend their investigation until the member is re-elected. If the member is not returned to parliament, the commissioner will decide if it is appropriate and proportionate to resume their investigation.
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What a truly odious, slippery little bastard he is.
Howās he basically just blagged his way to getting a full party broadcast on all channels?
Also, āthe establishment are against meā
Youāre the fucking establishment mate! Youāre literally a privately educated millionaire
I donāt think he wants to be elected, I think he is caught between a rock and a hard place. An inquiry in to his dealings about to bring him down and the promises made for that money that need delivered. This is his get out of it all clause.
Good people of Clacton. Let me appeal to your better selves
Donāt they dislike him any way as heās never there?
iām nooooot convinced this is a sure win for him by any means. Clacton donāt seem happy that heās literally never there and hasnāt delivered on anything whatsoever
This schtick is definitely wearing thin. With all Trumps bullshit not sure he can pull it any more.
I am not so hopeful.
If heās voted back in or not, heās still a massive scumbag worm and I doubt it will be the last we hear of him. He slunk off before then rematerialised after a while.
Hopefully he gets chucked in the sea.
Trying to wrap my head around what heās actually trying to sell.
So he says heās the most attacked politician eva (apart from the murdered one obvs). Heās had enough etc.
So thatās why heās going to resign his seat for some reasonā¦and then try and win it backā¦for some reason.
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Makes perfect sense.
Bad week for Prince Harry. Iād just stay in LA doing edibles if I was him