Motherfucker plagiarized my CV!
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His bio is like having a CV kicked into your face
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That photo gallery is a treat, it even has one upside down.
And thereâs me thinking that Steezus Christâs self promotional ramblings were over the top.
ââWith humble beginnings originating from Kansas City, MO, DeWayne âSteezus Christâ McMurry is a living expression of what life looks like when you stay true to what you believe in and pursue your dreams.
From manifesting some of the most extraordinary opportunities, to withholding the composure to battle through unfavorable situations, DeWayne has been a genuine inspiration to not only his peers and individuals around the world, but has truly influenced an entire culture and inspired the new generation.
As one of the most known unknowns in the world of skateboarding, DeWayneâs association with The Berrics, one of the worldâs most visited skate websites, introduced the general public to the "Steezus Christââ brand. His infectious personality and good energy was undeniable, and his âpublic debutâ on The Berrics created a cult following, which compounded DeWayneâs positive influence on the culture overnight. DeWayneâs been an industry figurehead ever since, effectively producing and creating content be- hind the scenes, whilst simultaneously maintaining a strong on-camera presence.
With an unwavering desire for knowledge, a non-stop positive outlook on life, and a contagiously uplifting spirit, DeWayne has not only been the ideal ambassador for a bundle of industry-critical brands such as Skullcandy, eS Footwear, and The Berrics, but most notably has transcended the skateboard industry to become a notable figure in the sneaker world and streetwear culture.
Under his mantra of âDonât quit your day dreamâ, DeWayne is a reminder to all that dreams do come true and a lifestyle can become your job. DeWayne is a reflection of patience, persistence and conviction, of which he stayed true to himself and his beliefs. Thus, resulting in a character who is well-known globally for his passion to continue growing skateboarding ethically, and keeping kids all around the world uplifted and inspired.
DeWayne is one of the most recognizable digital media profiles in the industry, and is blessed to travel the world and engage the youth, investing his time simply to remind kids and his admirers not to quit their day dream. That said, itâs clear that DeWayneâs ability to inspire others simply through his inherent character and way of living is due to his conscious efforts to stay grounded, and most importantly, spend time to reflect. This can be seen on a weekly basis on the globally recognized podcast, The Nine Club Experience.
DeWayneâs delivery, both verbally and in action, is a demonstration that qualifies he lives by the advice he gives. Unquestionably respected by his peers, associates and corporate partners, DeWayne is a pure âby-productâ of what a wholesome life in skate- boarding can create if one stays true to themselves and the culture that raised them. DeWayneâs embodiment of this testament is what makes him so valuable to the industry, of which he stands to become a legacy-profile that will never be forgotten.ââ
Couldnât finish that. Wow, I thought he sounded like a nice enough lad but again, WOW.
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How much coke do you have to ram up your snout to start writing like this. It makes LinkedIn seem tame.
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Fucking typo lol.
Itâs like the spaff Sugar reads out from The Apprentice contestants personal statements, just before firing them for fucking up the boiling an egg task.
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Steezusâ bio is 7 fucking paragraphs long? Seriously m8, chill out you bell
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The kid does seem alright really despite that nausea inducing PR bullshit. I guess heâs just trying to âcome upâ, (to coin a phrase), in LA and will do pretty much whatever it takes not to have to go back and live in the arse end of Kansas.
I guess that, even though that kind of self aggrandising word salad comes across to any right minded individual as essentially meaningless and self delusional claptrap, it probably goes down a storm in Los Angeles.
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âThatâs not even a biography!â is the new middle-aged âThatâs not even music!â moan.
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Was supposed to do an artist statement for myself for something today, shouldâve copied that.
https://larstetens.com/products
$48 for curry powder, wow.
Quite a lot of Tetens-talk from here onwards, with ads:
Ads for him I mean. Not forum ads.
Hi Warwick!
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Oof, deep burn
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The way he was wobbling in the run up to that ollie 
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Stoked on the Creageresque crooks-switch-crooks-crooks ting!
Looks so fun
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