No Context Skateboarding Quotes

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Thought this might be a fun idea for a new thread - quotes/captions/sayings related to skateboarding that have made their way into your permanent memory.

For example:

Bob Loseedo wears a Speedo

My haas is out

Can’t believe you messed up a kickflip

If you really try, you can skate on the beach

That’s right, I was wearing my Faras (in a Welsh accent)

Can you focus this close? That must be disgusting

What are you doing Bob? (screamed)

I spoke to Ozzy, we agreed we can say righteous again

Reynolds eats fruit

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Wild barbeque man.

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Bunsen the junsen

He snapped the tail like a well oiled snail.

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Hopefully not self-anything, but there’s a big list of no context skateboarding quotes here.

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Ya know you, you’ll be dead in 2 fucking minutes

Check out the brow camera

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I hope you break your fucking neck.

That’s my prosthetic eye.

I hope God makes you break your leg.

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“Pinky, Pinky Tuscadero…”

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Hey Arto, let’s go skate man.

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“I don’t know… maybe I am that fucked up…”

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I need a massage for my… hass

It’s a lovely day, the birds are signing, what more could you ask for?

Is it the chroniiiiiiiiic?

Can I put my jobby in yer gobby?

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“Fuck you, I’m gonna do what I want, when I want, where I wanna do it, and how I want to do it. You know, I might not even do it now, cos fuck you thats why.”

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“I’ve got an exam tomorrow!”

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“Pat’s actually a Terminator. He came here from the future and then his program malfunctioned. So now he can fall on his face and it won’t hurt him.”

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I do the tricks not you

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If it wasn’t for your amateur dramatics you would have made that.

He cracked his head on a frontside.

Shackwackled my dillit.

Paco-ooooo !

I hate reggae music, I hate it.

I am Ron Allen’s father.

Skateboarding is no big deal. I mean once you can do it, you can do it. You try to get better but it’s not going to be your life.

Ooh I can do an ollie and I can draw.

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Perfect blues…

(apologies)

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I always thought he said ‘I’m going to town tomorrow’ haha

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I’m not drinking this to you and to your shitty camera

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I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never really been into it.

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…and all for pissing on a pillow.

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