Thought this might be a fun idea for a new thread - quotes/captions/sayings related to skateboarding that have made their way into your permanent memory.
Bob Loseedo wears a Speedo
My haas is out
Can’t believe you messed up a kickflip
If you really try, you can skate on the beach
That’s right, I was wearing my Faras (in a Welsh accent)
Can you focus this close? That must be disgusting
What are you doing Bob? (screamed)
I spoke to Ozzy, we agreed we can say righteous again
Reynolds eats fruit
Bunsen the junsen
He snapped the tail like a well oiled snail.
Hopefully not self-anything, but there’s a big list of no context skateboarding quotes here.
Ya know you, you’ll be dead in 2 fucking minutes
Check out the brow camera
I hope you break your fucking neck.
That’s my prosthetic eye.
I hope God makes you break your leg.
“Pinky, Pinky Tuscadero…”
Hey Arto, let’s go skate man.
“I don’t know… maybe I am that fucked up…”
I need a massage for my… hass
It’s a lovely day, the birds are signing, what more could you ask for?
Is it the chroniiiiiiiiic?
Can I put my jobby in yer gobby?
“Fuck you, I’m gonna do what I want, when I want, where I wanna do it, and how I want to do it. You know, I might not even do it now, cos fuck you thats why.”
“I’ve got an exam tomorrow!”
“Pat’s actually a Terminator. He came here from the future and then his program malfunctioned. So now he can fall on his face and it won’t hurt him.”
If it wasn’t for your amateur dramatics you would have made that.
He cracked his head on a frontside.
Shackwackled my dillit.
I hate reggae music, I hate it.
I am Ron Allen’s father.
Skateboarding is no big deal. I mean once you can do it, you can do it. You try to get better but it’s not going to be your life.
Ooh I can do an ollie and I can draw.
I always thought he said ‘I’m going to town tomorrow’ haha
I’m not drinking this to you and to your shitty camera
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, never really been into it.
…and all for pissing on a pillow.