Might print this one out and tape it to the street lights around the neighborhood.
Keep an eye out for him walking his dog past tomorrow and “have a word”.
Make him eat the turd
We got one here - still feel sorry for the Lab.
Such shame on its face.
My goodness
My father in law once persuaded me to do parkrun. Mid run i saw a chav let his dog shit on the pavement and walk away. I went over to him and told him to pick it up, but he said he didnt have a bag. After a fair bit of ‘too & froing’ i made him put the shit in his coat pocket. Loads of people saw what was going on and at the end of the parkrun when everyone has a chat etc i ended up being a minor celebrity/hero for 20 minutes
Had great summer holidays.
Spending last few days at Mother in Law’s place. Very not stoked.
Edit: Adding some post scripting although I haven’t left yet.
For the last two years I’ve restocked the peg bag. The first time they all went missing it seems the cousin next door had “identical pegs” so obviously they were hers. This year, the peg count has gone from 60 to 10!
Yeah, I know. A middle aged man ranting about washing line pegs. But this is just one example. My wife and I restock on household products, food, purchase new devices etc every summer. Every time we come back everything is finished, empty or broken. And filthy.
The worst of it is that all this gets my wife super upset, stressed and angry which makes for unpleasant holidays. I really tried not to come this summer because I knew what it would be like and of course it was. Maybe this time my wife won’t cave in.
Too much peg net going on.
Bad insomnia, just decided to get up and start work. Turn on radio 4 and it’s the shipping forecast. Shouldn’t be up at this time ha.
I’m up with an hour’s difference
I’d been up for an hour already and was at the gym
Camping at a festival in Storm Lillian. Woke up at 4.30 with the campervan awning making like one of those waving arm inflatable man things that second hand car dealers in America have for some reason. An hour wrestling with canvas and guy lines in torrential rain, total darkness and a 45mph breeze. Exciting!
Really not stoked.
What a Michael Fabricant.
I hate people like this.
Fuuuck.
Rowleys phone like a plasterers radio at this one
I’m hoping in my lifetime I see a headline that says “150 Swedish hunters mauled to death by brown bears on first day of annual cull”
There’s a wildlife place near me that has brown bears. You can get very close to them and they are incredible to see in real life.
Never really considered how good it would feel to shoot one.
Grim.
I got really close to some at a wildlife place in Quebec and they are absolutely fantastic indeed.
Is that The Wild Place*, with the wolves, lynxes and wolverines?
(*unimaginatively renamed Bristol Zoo Project)