Why didn’t you make pancakes, or has the hob gone too?
Yeah you could have whipped up some sort of pan fried toad the hole - chicken edition. Missed a trick there
Fair enough, don’t want to abuse the hospitality.
“Right mate, I’ll levae this to roast for an hour. Mind if I jump in for a bath?”
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could he resell that tee for £100 though?
And that’s why he’s a proper tradesman.
yeah, I like the cut of his jib.
I’m waiting to see photos of your oven on Steve’s Instagram.
I was stoked when our dishwasher broke to have an excuse to call on him.
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Tagging up a memorial.
Fucking lame.
Was a skater who knew Ben, apparently. Lotta people know who he is as he’s tagged BMG for a while…
Why the fuck would you even do that?
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Tagging is fucking stupid at the best of times. You have to be a piece of shit to tag a memorial.
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Exactly. You gotta be a different kind of cunt to do that
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This guy is a piece of shit.
What about an out-of-hours dentist? That must have been agony. Have you got codeine or sth?
Fair play. Might be worth going to a walk-in centre/ minor injuries unit for antibiotics if the area flares up any more. You must have a high pain threshold
insane.
Well medieval! 
You should definitely wear it round your neck.
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Get it set into a ring so if you have to knock anyone out it will leave cool toothprint in forehead
Hard cunt right there. I smashed up a pallet with a sledge hammer yesterday. Bit flew up and smashed me in the mouth. Blood everywhere. Lip is fucked. Probably should have had it stitched but fuck it. Chicks dig scars right? Stopped bleeding after about an hour.
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Did you cry though
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