yeah I’ve done it years ago with my springer and he was relatively fine with it, wouldn’t try with the shihtzu she’d have my fingers off
Not called Sue, is she?
“c’mon then, let’s check your shit Sue”.
So, what does this anal gland juice smell like? Asking for a friend.
I don’t remember too much of a smell from the bits that squirted onto my t shirt. I was kind of expecting like a mega skunk deal but it was more like mild musty piss. I suppose dogs have amazing sense of smell so it doesn’t need to be that strong for them to clock each others scents.
Blimey. Inbred dags are expensive.
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Shit Sue, haha…
Just stopped working after 11 straight hours sat at my dining room table. Working from home is fucking shit.
My laptop has one of those broken left click buttons so it sticks in after every press and I might try and liquify it using a golf club sooner rather than later. Rage.
You only need to press it once.
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that’s not the most enticing frame though.
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Really tired after picking up the slack over the weekend so the Mrs could get back on top of things a bit. Did bath time with the littlun, then handed her over to the Mrs for stories and came down for a nice sit down before tea.
Only to find out the cat had coughed up a furball almost as big as her. And we’re nearly out of kitchen roll.
Great. Sorted that out, noticed the swing is still out in the yard. No problem, pop out to wedge it back in the shed. Didn’t bother to shut the door cos I was only planning on being out a minute or so. The cat followed me, and at roughly the same time we both spot a baby sparrow about six feet away. I turn to prod the cat back into the house, and at the same moment the sparrow flies full pelt through the door I’d left open, followed by a furry streak of lightning.
By the time I catch up, the bird has bounced off the wall and been caught by the cat, who is parading around with it in her mouth. I try and shuffle her towards the door, but of course that makes her drop the bird which ricochets of various surfaces before getting trapped again by the fire.
A tense game of cat and bird ensues, which eventually culminates with me managing the wrap the poor feathery fucker in a towel while it’s cornered under out little bureau.
It flew off when I released it outside, not sure how long it’ll last. All I wanted was a sit down!
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Just got made redundant somewhat out of the blue and saw all my work passwords getting changed in real time. Boy they fucking locked me out of everything in no time flat. Actually quite impressive.
Cunts.
Fuck.
Hope you are ok Les. Was the same place as before?
I’m still in furlough limbo, almost expecting that call.
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Woah! That’s fucked mate, really sorry to hear that man especially seeing it happen right in front of you
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sorry to hear that man, what industry you work in?
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Damn. In light of recent events it might be a blessing though, right?
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Yeah Im ok. Just frustrated because my wife is desperate to move and now that’s gone out the window.
It’s not even covid related. Not really.
Basically what happened is that in January our company was going to go under.
At the last possible second a new company bought us out.
At the time were were like… Hmmm they have a big marketing department. Why are they going to need us?
6 months down the line they must’ve asked themselves that question.
Basically I set up the online marketing of this company single handedly. I made all the landing pages. I set up the accounts. My ads generated 1.3 million in sales, 1.2 mil net profit in the old company over 2 and a half years.
The same thing will happen with my ads at the moment. Sales from my ads are probably on 160/80k for the year from a maybe a 20k spend and that’s with all the shit going down.
They’ve basically found a way of automating the process of how I take my leads and put them on our system which took a huge amount of my time.
I also design and post up all of our social media shit as well.
A get 5 weeks pay and their warm regards.
Michael Fabricants.
Man that’s desperate. Sorry to hear that.
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Sheesh.
Sorry Les.
Automation.
Baffling to think that people are eventually going to be responsible for automating themselves out of jobs.
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Welcome to my world.
Now they can set and forget adwords and watch all the leads come in. I’ve even been trying to automate stuff myself for ages so I can do other shit. Turn out they don’t need the other shit either.
Oh well. Finding a new job at the moment is going to be such a ballache.
