A photo of a hot and sweaty John Thomas.
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These names remind me of the old ‘Funny Heathrow Announcements’ wav files that floated around early Internets.
“Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted” etc…
Might be one for the Internet classics thread.
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Friend of mine’s surname is ‘Walker-Smith’ and how he got away with not having crisp-related nickname I will never know
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2 chips sounds better than 2 crisps.
2 bags innit.
Or call him corporate buyout.
Easy in hindsight.
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Yeah 2 bags is better.
2-packs
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This forum’s nickname game is always absolutely on point. Sniper’s Dream is one that always one that keeps coming back to me at random times of the day.
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That was Chris Morris…
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…and Paul Garner via Radio 1 apparently.
Had to Google to get that. I never knew where they came from, or that Chris Morris is a former Radio 1 DJ - cheers.
Clips from that particular show are on YouTube…
There’s no way that was made up by someone on here
Nicked from Bob Mortimer
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Yeah I’ve heard it elsewhere as well, but I remember there being a list of names for this one bloke with a larger bonce, and that’s the one I always remember.
Edit: Of course it’s Mortimer. Nice one, Spanky. Off down the YouTube rabbit-hole I go.
I used to work with a girl named Crystal Fister.
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I love both WILTY and Bob Mortimer
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I think 50% of those views on that video are from me.
It never stops giving.
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Rodrigo TX possibly on Primitive?
Source: good 'ol Slap forums, so take that as you wish.
Seems a good fit to me.
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wow, quite the loss for dgk i thought.
turns out he’s been on numbers for quite a bit.
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