Party Tricks

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Here, what’s your best party trick?
I can sing really quite beautifully in a chipmunk-helium way.

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Weird, just watched an episode of Modern Family and they all perform party tricks. Missus asked what mine would be and I said ‘i don’t know’.

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Sitting in the corner only talking to the same two people

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4

I can do a rubik cube pretty quick like 1 minute.

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Arm wrestling

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I can’t get below 1 minute. Only got the usual algo’s down, no elite shortcuts.
Not sure it’s possible to get it done under say 40seconds using the normal method.

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Being invisible.

Because I don’t go to parties.

Bah.

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I could do the jump through my own leg dance move. Now no one asks me to come to the parties.

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You are the first one to break something by skating it at parties. First one to climb things and fall into heaps then go and find a corner to hibernate in.

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I will be the first one up for karaoke every single time and I will smash Earth Song right off the bat.

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I used to be pretty good at making all the drugs disappear.

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They were supposed to be for everyone.

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