The sharpest not the sharpest tool in the box. Gotto love his thirst and his last comment is a new age commandment
Ghost Dog
anyone else getting an abundant amount of fucking forex trading ads on insta? every few posts I scroll there’s an ad, except seemingly now it’s ALWAYS forex and the picture is always some mid 20s white fella with a shit haircut and shit designer gear in one of four poses: walking looking at a phone, walking holding designer bags, looking at a laptop with some graphs on the screen or infront of some rental merc/bmw (all clearly candid photos definitely not staged at all). throw in some graph/100 emojis and a sentiment about “the grind don’t stop” on every post for good measure.
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This ^ or Trading212 or whatever it’s called.
For those interested in actual trading - get on Vanguard.
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Great. I’ve just watched The Truman Show and now I’m going to think I’m in my own version of The Truman Show for the next few weeks.
I know the chances of it being true is pretty slim but I’m going to hold off on the wanking for a bit just in case.
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Just pile in the Vanguard global all cap, lowest fees anywhere, very diversified, less UK weighting so you won’t get fucked by brexit and it’ll always outperform a managed fund or trading every time. Seriously everyone should just stick a grand in that each month and retire in 20 years.
Watched a good video once saying if you invest 1000 bucks a month into the S&P500 it takes something like 19 years to become a millionaire. Just put it away and forget about it.
This is an actual thing, people have had breakdowns talking to therapists about that film. I guess people have always had paranoia about similar things before it came out but that movie really makes it real. I’ve seen it a few times and I always feel weird for weeks after
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This wouldn’t be a very realistic movie tbf
I should probably take pictures instead of typing this but our flat is pretty rad when it comes to that shit. It belonged to a junkie from a well-off family so it’s technically really good, functional and all that but homeboy also put “personal” touches here and there, like weed leaf ceramic tiles in the bathroom or an even better I 
Sex graffiti in our bedroom.
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i would totally buy that house. i like weird houses. new builds are boring as fuck
The best new tv show is celebrity snoop dogs, that’s not up for discussion. They had Louise Redknapps house on there and it was so lovely and nice but it was a new build so it was just hollow, empty and soulless.
Yeah your house needs to be worn in.
No it’s the repair shop.
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That’s newly divorced life for you, I’d imagine. No new memories built up yet.
Nah, the ceilings were quite low too.
Nice trainers mind.
Oh a new build ‘soulless’. At 6ft2, fuck low ceilings, haha.
It’s the cat from Christmas Vacation.
you’d die in our cottage. i’m 5.6 and i can touch most of our ceilings
Oof. I need a legit ladder to change the light bulbs in my Kitchen say, just the way I like it.
