I’ve known of people to give their pets full human names based on what the animal looks like.
A friend’s Mum had a cat called Les Dennis and a woman who walked her dog in a nearby park to me had a rough collie, (see Lassie),that she had named Patricia Hayes. The dog in particular was a spitting image.
A little off topic I know but when I lived on the Isle of Wight the village eccentric, an elderly woman who wore a cape, drove a Morgan and drank a bottle of scotch a day, had a dog called Bastard and coulf be heard at all times of day and night on the beach yelling the poor thing’s name.
Out for my run the other day I happened upon Buttons the spaniel with a fish in his mouth being chased down the promenade by his owner and two fat, angry beach fishermen. It was excellent.
What’s a good way to annoy your neighbours? Asking for a mate who lives next to these noisy fucking snobs who cross the road when they see him and constantly bang around and seemingly rearrange their furniture every night by dragging everything all over their wooden floors.
Don’t want some pizza delivery guy being left out of pocket or anything like that, but is there anything quite easy that could be done that would really annoy this pair of fucking pricks?