Was cycling down the canal just after sundown last week and a guy on one of those electric unicycles zoomed past me. Sadly I bet he’s good on the thing but there’s a couple tree root bumps on the way to town that get you well good even on a bike if you don’t see them, wished I coulda seen him boing over them.
Bloke in the local park faith healed my knee yesterday. Bit weird.
Need to explain thos
Was having a walk with the wife and kids when some bloke asked about my hat, which was from the rugby club I played for. Got onto snapping my ACL and he asked a few questions before getting down on one knee and putting his hands around my leg, a couple of inches away from it. He said it should be feeling warm and then got up and informed me that he heals people with god’s love. Apparently the next time I “try that twisting stuff” it should be much improved.
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Well let’s get you down to London Bridge 10 then .
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Bet you’re glad you didn’t have a groin strain.
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did it feel warm
I listen to far too much Jennifer Rush.
Time for a confession thread.
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I’d always thought this would be the case, there was always a lot of misinformation about this, one of the bigger rumours was really high radiation levels found at the scene but there was never any proof that they’d measured radiation, and why would they it was as a search and rescue?
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The article speculates that the radiation might have come from a specific type of torch the expedition carried. I think you’re right that that’s a bit of a red herring. So too the gruesome details about missing eyes and a tongue from some of the bodies. It’s easy to get transfixed with the disturbing stuff and miss more plausible explanations.
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Is this guy young or old? I cant tell.
Definitely looks like he molests himself.
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I will go with, a Michael Fabricant.
Oh, was that not an option?
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Cold turkey? Good luck.
Try stevia if the pangs are too much.
Also sugar in tea? Gross.
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40? Forty?
I may need clarification but I make that a cup of tea every 24 minutes.
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Thats the reason I stopped, I had one in coffee and realised you wouldn’t ordinarily just eat 10 spoons of sugar a day so should probably stop.
Get past a week and you’ll adjust to it then if you accidentally get one in there you’ll wonder how you ever drank it.
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My mums boyfriend has 8 sugars in his coffee!!
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