There’s an insta account called bootleg world that would appreciate that
Holding it down when ever we needed to do a booze run at 4am.
I love this shit.
You can really picture the sad sack boomer laughing his head off to himself as he’s opening MS Paint to nail his killer idea
Holy shit that’s so inappropriate I love it
‘Back to Jamieson Black’
‘Fuck Me Beer Pumps’
‘Tears Dry Martini on Their Own’
etc etc
I’ve just checked and it no longer exists (probably for the best), but I regularly frequented ‘Simpsons’ pizza in my first year of uni where everything was branded with bootleg The Simpsons graphics. £1.99 for a ten inch pizza was worth the high risk of food poisoning.
I know it’s not a pun, just a blatant IP violation
My favourite was Omar Simpsons down by me, they were a chippy that did battered Mars bar. It had Homer wearing a turban. Even as a youngster I thought it was very unusual.
One of the best pub quiz team names I’ve heard was “Amy Housewine”. Single woman playing on her own.
Should have comped her with Amy Housewife.
We were driving through a little town call Knockin the other day and me and the Mrs were joking that someone in that town has got to have called their shop the Knockin shop. Then we spotted the local post office. Legends!
Anyone on here from around Swindon? Found an abandoned multi story car park with the worst fence in the world. Also a stack load of building materials left in the neighbouring field. Perfecr for a little dry diy sheltered from the elements.
Try hitting up Whittaker… or maybe not. He’s way more into laying floors that skating these days!
There was a job agency near me called Jobsworth. Unreal. Seems like they still have branches in other parts of the country.