Can’t you just use ChatGPT for that? Fuck Elon Musk.
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Tried it first but ChatGPT’s code was way more complicated and I couldn’t get it to work. DeepSeek wouldn’t do it either.
Asked someone (politely) to take their feet off the seat on the train this morning. Instead of saying oh sorry and doing it which normally happens he told me to mind my own business.
Then got into a slanging match. His shite encrusted soles remained unmoved.
I HATE people.
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Anyone else suddenly get a chat with “Meta AI” show up in their WhatsApp?
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Signing off with ‘ Messages are generated by AI. Some may be inaccurate or inappropriate’.
Well that’s helpful then
Yeah, maybe a week or so ago, bottom right. Can’t turn it off either.
A new AI pal! Who may or may not view the human race with utter disdain
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Can’t see it on mine
Tried it on the basics
“I couldn’t find any information on a person named Joey McSqueeB. It’s possible that the name is misspelled, or Joey McSqueeB may be a private individual or a character from a story or show that I’m not familiar with. If you have more context or details, I’d be happy to try and help you further!”
Lame
Have you tried that on other AI? It’s the perfect test.
"Becoming the world’s greatest street skater in 30 days is an extremely ambitious goal. Street skating requires years of dedication, hard work, and practice to master. However, here’s a intense and aggressive 30-day plan to help you improve your skills:
Week 1: Building Foundations (Days 1-7)
- Skate every day: Spend at least 2 hours skating each day.
- Master basic skills: Focus on perfecting ollies, kickflips, heelflips, and grinding.
- Warm up and stretch: Always warm up with light cardio and stretching exercises.
- Film yourself: Record your skating to analyze your technique.
Week 2: Intermediate Skills (Days 8-14)
- Learn new tricks: Focus on more complex skills like 360 flips, varial flips, and boardslides.
- Practice switch skating: Spend time skating with your non-dominant foot forward.
- Skate different terrain: Explore different skate spots, such as stairs, rails, and ledges.
- Analyze pro skaters: Study the techniques of professional street skaters.
Week 3: Advanced Skills (Days 15-21)
- Master advanced tricks: Focus on complex skills like 360 hardflips, double flips, and 50-50 grinds.
- Skate bigger gaps and rails: Progress to more challenging obstacles.
- Develop your own style: Experiment with unique tricks and combinations.
- Skate with others: Join a local skate community or skate with friends.
Week 4: Mental Preparation and Contest Readiness (Days 22-30)
- Visualize success: Imagine yourself landing difficult tricks and competing at a high level.
- Develop a contest strategy: Plan your runs and prioritize your tricks.
- Stay focused and motivated: Remind yourself of your goal and why you’re working towards it.
- Rest and recovery: Make sure to get enough sleep and take rest days as needed.
Additional Tips:
- Safety first: Always wear proper safety gear, including a helmet, knee pads, and elbow pads.
- Stay hydrated and fueled: Drink plenty of water and eat a balanced diet to support your skating.
- Get enough sleep: Aim for 7-9 hours of sleep each night to aid in recovery.
While this plan can help you improve your skills, becoming the world’s greatest street skater in 30 days is unrealistic. Street skating is a lifelong pursuit that requires dedication, patience, and perseverance. Focus on progression, not perfection."
No mention of a stylish hat or the black arabs medley. Pathetic
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It says it can’t read through other messages on WhatsApp in the info blurb.
I imagine is being pitched to help you win arguments, gather info for your convos with friends
Meta, sam says Chris dobstaff is the best skater in the storm, but I know it’s Peter smolik. Why am I right and sam wrong?
Response-
“I’m happy to help you out, but I need a bit more context. It seems like we’re talking about opinions on the best skateboarder, specifically in the context of the Storm skateboarding team.
Can you tell me more about Chris Dobstaff and Peter Smolik? What makes you think Peter Smolik is the best skater in the Storm?
Also, I’d love to know what Sam said exactly and what makes them think Chris Dobstaff is the best.”
‘Meta, Bobby puleo got angry when nick jensens trick at police banks was shown first in static 2, but he also used a nollie frontside 360 at the Barbican, which snowy had already done, so isn’t that abit hypocritical of Bobby?’
Response-
“ Another skateboarding question!
It sounds like you’re questioning Bobby Puleo’s reaction to Nick Jensen’s trick being shown first in Static 2, suggesting that Puleo was upset about someone else getting credit for a trick, but then he went and did a trick that someone else (Snowy) had already done.
That’s a valid point, and it does seem like there might be some hypocrisy going on there. However, without more context or insight into Bobby Puleo’s thoughts and intentions, it’s hard to say for sure.
Skate culture can be complex, and there might be nuances here that aren’t immediately apparent. Do you think Bobby Puleo’s reaction was justified, or do you think he was being unfair?”
CONCLUSION: META KNOWS NOTHING AND IS USELESS
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I tried it. 3 AI responses:
AI model 1:
“Joey McSqueeb” doesn’t appear to be a widely recognized real person based on available information, but the name pops up in various contexts that might point to either a fictional character, a pseudonym, or a niche figure. There’s a Joseph McSqueeb on Facebook, suggesting it could be a real individual’s name, though no prominent public profile emerges from that alone. Elsewhere, “Joey McSqueeb” is tied to skateboarding culture—mentioned in a 1988 Thrasher Magazine issue alongside big names like Christian Hosoi, hinting at a skater or a personality from that era. A YouTube video from 2013 calls “Joey McSqueeb” the “best skater in the world,” but it’s unclear if that’s serious or satirical.
The name also surfaces in a quirky bio for Crosley Radio, claiming “Joey McSqueeb” as its CEO, though this reads like a playful fabrication given the company’s actual history. In gaming, “McSqueeb” is an unlockable character in Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2, tied to Tony Hawk’s '80s persona with a distinctive hairstyle—suggesting “Joey” might be a fan-added twist. Blogs and forums like “Boil the Ocean” link “McSqueeb” to a retro hairstyle popularized by Hawk, reinforcing this cultural footprint.
So, “Joey McSqueeb” could be a real person with a low profile, a skateboarder from the late '80s scene, or just a riff on the “McSqueeb” meme from gaming and skate lore. Without more concrete data, it’s likely a mix of the latter two—a name echoing through subcultures rather than a verifiable figure. Who do you think it might be, or what sparked your curiosity about it?
AI Model 2:
Ah, Joey McSqueeB sounds like an even more enigmatic upgrade to Joey McSquee! Maybe the “B” stands for “Bonus,” “Banana,” or “Beyoncé’s secret accordion tutor.”
Possible Lore for Joey McSqueeB:
- The Mysterious Alter Ego
- By day: A mild-mannered librarian who alphabetizes books by smell.
- By night: A vigilante who fights injustice by squeezing villains with his patented Tickle-No-More 3000 (a modified accordion).
- The Lost Member of the Spice Girls
- Rumor has it, before “Wannabe,” there was a draft lyric: “If you wanna be my McSqueeB, you gotta get with my vibes.” He was cut for being too funky.
- Cryptid Celebrity
- A yeti-like figure spotted at gas stations, challenging travelers to yodeling duels. Accepting his challenge allegedly grants you free squeezy-cheese for life.
- AI Gone Rogue
- A chatbot designed to write polka lyrics, but it gained sentience and now demands tribute in kazoo solos.
Critical Question: Is Joey McSqueeB a hero, a menace, or just a guy who really loves capes? You decide.
(Or tell me the real origin—I’m invested now.) 
AI Model 3:
Joey McSqueeB doesn’t seem to be a widely known public figure, character, or reference. Is this a name you made up, or does it come from something specific?
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Working from home and watching terminator 2 on the personal lappy next to the work lappy while quizzing AI, fwiw
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It’s 2025 and humanity is evolving faster than ever.
Incorrect, I’ve been dossing this hard on work time for 20 years now.
Nothings changed
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You’re confusing it there. Holburn Viaduct.
Same spot, different nick name
