You need to go for a number 1 at work.
You enter the toilet.
There is a person standing at Urinal 2.
Do you:
- Use Urinal 1 - you’ve got nothing to hide
- Use Cubical 1 - give that man his privacy
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I queue behind urinal 2
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Cubical 1, give myself the privacy.
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With your pants round your ankles ready, just so if anyone else walks in they can see what you’re doing and don’t think you’re being weird.
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Within the pissers personal space?
Cubicle 2 straight away. Sword fight innit.
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Always do cubicles. How am I supposed to read my phone for ages at the urinal?
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Cubicle. And you might as well have a great big poo if your at work.
Up the wall?
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Personal preference.
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avoid cubicles unless desperate. Public toilets are fucking nasty.
Cubicle guy here. Rogue urinal splashes are a danger to tan chinos so I sit down for safety.
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I dont have urinals at work. Theyre all cubicles but theyre mixed genders so usually a queue of women lined up for a wee have to listen while I go in for a brown sit down.
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Can’t think of anything weirder at work than members of the opposite sex having to listen to each other do a massive shit then stand chatting at the sink washing their hands like nothing happened.
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I once saw a urinal in some Germanic country, can’t remember where, don’t think it was Germany, but they had loo roll on a little shelf above it so you could dab the end of your piece when you were done. European innovation
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And thats the kind of post why I’m here at 6.34am
Mint hahahha
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Where I work the urinals are right next to a big mirror - the way it’s set up means that as soon as you walk in to the toilets there’s a good chance you’ll see your colleague’s nob reflected in the mirror. Not ideal.
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In Amsterdam all the urinals in the old cafes are waaaaay higher than everywhere else. Am sure there’s some EU directive for the ‘right’ height, but I remember one place you were nearly on tiptoes and you could (ewwww) rest your pecker on the lip (if you really needed to). I’m about 5’11” but the shorter guys I knew couldn’t use them
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The Dutch tend to be freakishly tall