When you were 14 it was like finding treasure! 
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The spots were handed down through the generations by me. Another digital catastrophe
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Grumble mag haha.
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This reminds me of a story on the old forum where someone took a bin bag full of grot to the tip, and the bag split whilst chucking it into the container, spreading the contents of the “bag o’ porn” around the place.
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That was buildafire right? Back in his Private Detective days too iirc?
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https://x.com/Rainmaker1973/status/2054231614100521469?s=20
oof. time to get off the phone
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Every time I think I’ve smashed it with a low screen time I remember I’m working at the computer for 8 hours a day too 
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I thought it was him, but it’s not the sort of thing you want to falsely attribute to someone!
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True although the chart in the video is talking specifically about free time. It’s not like all the minutes I spend on here when I’m really meant to be working could be more fulfilling. I can’t be climbing a mountain whilst learning how to play the bassoon in between teams calls.
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at least I’m in front of a computer but chatting with mates
sorry, internet friends
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It’s a tamer story than others on here imo. He was getting rid of it and changing his ways. It’s a wholesome story if anything, haha.
The other way of looking at it is your existence will very quickly crumble into absolutely nothing so why bother
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Hurtful way to talk about your internet family…
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I came back from a skate trip to Prague and my mum had piled up all the pornos she could find in my room at my bedroom door and insisted I get rid of them.
Drove to the dump with a couple of bin bags full, and found the paper/cardboard skip. Started swinging one of the bags, to get momentum to get it into this massive skip, let go, and it turned out the skip had a roof so the bag burst open and scud mags went blowing across the whole place. Managed to gather up some of them, but so many lost to the wind. Turned out the skip had little letterboxes in it so I had to spend much longer stuffing the rest in there. That was the worst part.
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Are you planning a coffee table book on the readers wife scene from 1987-2002 by any chance?
I’d buy that too fwiw.
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Last bit of running spam I think (yeah right)
Super close to fundraising target, thanks again those that have supported, if you wanted to chip in a couple of quid the link is here.
Shout out to anyone who knows a Ralph that donated in euros.
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Doing my usual browsing homes I’ll never afford I spotted some used Cliche and Polar decks on the walls.
Presumably someone who worked at The Face in the 90s…
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The way all the photo’s in the kitchen/diner are laid out so symmetrically gives me anxiety. Looks like an office
Love a mooch on MH as well
Was looking at this yesterday, a proper bargain relative to it’s location. Wicked area
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Yeah I’d take a bit of that all day. Parquet floor and a flat roof, you just know it’s going to be nice inside.
Not so much the kitchen or bathroom, but the rest of it is lovely
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Can’t see it lasting long. The kitchen & bathroom is easily done. So nice, and a garage.