Thought Ministry of Truth was from 1984… And it is. Fucking Harry Potter?
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I would hate to be Harry himself. That kid really goes through some shit.
They seem to eat great in the wizard world. It’s all chocolate fudge cake and butterbeer. Would be wicked apart from the no telly.
They must fuck each other senseless out of sheer boredom.
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This is what happens when you read one book in your life.
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My Mrs is really into Harry Potter so I took her to see the play. Harry grows up to be a right little wanker.
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Harry Potter and his mates are a bunch of swotty Brians. They’d definitely become Tory MPs.
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Reading my free local paper is now one of the highlights of my week.
Pothole bingo is the one of the most deranged things I’ve seen in it so far. Absolutely off the scale mental.
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My nephew works on there.
Or worked.
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I guess he still does as the crew would come with the boat? I dunno, I should ask him.
I knew someone who crewed on one of the oligarch yachts. The owner had a poodle who refused to poo except on grass. Big problem in the middle of the sea, not that the owner spent much time away from the coastline in Monaco etc but still. He spent thousands trying to get grass to grow on a part of the upper deck but the salt spray kept fucking up the grass. They eventually nailed it, just as the dog died.
One of the crews jobs was to sneak ex-Miss. Russia off one side of the yacht as his wife and kids were approaching from the harbour side.
They had a menu of ten meals which they cooked every night so the owner could choose quickly which one he wanted. I think the crew took a lot of drugs and booze once the owner fucked off and left them to it.
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Just got back from Monaco. Was mental.
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@ParmoViolets now that’s a name I haven’t seen in a long time, good to have you back!
He needs to write a book!
What happens when you turn 40? I’m scared.
You get a bit of money and don’t want to give it up?
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Not me, I still have no money and seem to constantly want to get rid of it.
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You become your avatar.
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Currently you reach an age that means you entered adulthood during the last period of time that this country had any sort of prosperity and hope to offer most of its citizens. When WE hit 40 that will no longer be the case.
Fucking bummer how many under 30’s vote for these Michael Fabricants. Brainwashed by their parents most likely.
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Some people do change as they get older. Some, like Peter Hitchens or MelanIe Philips, start out really left-wing and end up really right-wing.
