Skaters are grifters

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Are skateboarders grifters?

A grifter is someone who engages in swindling or trying to make a fast buck.

Mike Mo’s NFTs, Nine Club memberships, Mikey Taylor investments, Supreme scarcities, Blind jeans, Mob grip, Cariuma, energy drinks, perhaps even the notion that skateboarding as a profession…

I’m not throwing it all under the bus but I get the impression a lot of the culture is based around snake oil salesmen and this passes over to very dubious business plans. It feels like some skaters have no qualms in trying to sell magic beans to other skaters if can get them money fast. Is this endemic of how shady the industry can be?

I also like to believe skateboarding teaches a lot of life lessons and entrepreneurial skills. It’s not all bad.

What are your thoughts?

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Some are yeah. Tim Poo, Borra etc

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Don’t they sort of have to be now? It seems like the money to be made as a pro isn’t too great.

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plenty of dickheads ride skateboards

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Footprint Insoles need to be added to that list.

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In my limited view I tend to see more positive actions from skaters. Unfortunately some of the grifty ones have big platforms and big mouths.

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Hard disagree on that, I really rate footprint.

I would offer the counter point that “fuckwits and their money are easily parted” so if there’s a load of shady stuff being punted to skateboarders its not their obligation to buy it.

Maybe through this place but I always thought skaters had a pretty finely tuned sense of fuckery towards scams and chancers so only the very stupid ever got caught out

Have they dropped the lies that a 3mm piece of foam will save your knees yet? If not, ive got some magic beans to sell these people!

Edit:

Ultimate griff

“Covered from heel to toe with Artificial Cartilage foam which absorbs up to 90% of impact energy”

nuff said :rofl:

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I think so.

I’d rather my favourite unpaid pro got a proper job or learnt a proper skill on the side rather than start another board, beer or sock brand.

Haven’t seen anyone selling a Course ( aka pdf you made on chat gtp) on how to become a skateboarding millionaire yet…..

BRB

in my Bentley

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Don’t necessarily mind that sort of thing, it’s the stuff like NFT’s or vitamin drips that I’d rather not see.

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L8erz, off to Dubai to get shat on by stinkers and update my LinkedIn with some BS, PEACE!

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Stefani Nurding did one on how to start your own brand a few years ago. Can’t imagine it was especially insightful given how low-key Salon are.

Social media is really where the grift is. Some skaters will endorse anything and it’s pathetic.

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This is it.

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Take my money

Like in every aspect of every society and culture, some people are and some people aren’t

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California

I’ve always thought the commercial model around skateboarding was really weird. Pro skateboarders were basically influencers before influencers were a thing.

For a long time it was the only commercial “industry” that tried not to seem like it was actually doing commerce. Like products were marketed in really different ways than other product verticals, with the illusion that it wasn’t about capitalism (or was anti-capitalist) when really it was all about capitalism, moving units. We’d buy t shirts with logos or different shoes because we’d see our favourite skaters wearing them.

I know a lot of skate company founders weren’t necessarily in it for the money at the beginning but money crept in a LONG time ago and the marketing/advertising model never really changed. Now the rest of the world is doing influencer marketing (with STAGGERING budgets) and it’s very grifty and the skateboarding “industry” got just as grifty in line with the rest of the world. Couple that with lots of washed up ex pros not having any other life experience (or probably any interests outside of skating) and it all starts to look very suss because everyone has to make a buck. Or eat.

Using “industry” in quotes because I don’t know how much of an industry there really is around skateboarding, only so many deck pressers and massive companies actually making shoes themselves in big factories. The rest of it just seems like a wrapper to me.

Probably articulated that really badly but I’ve always found this kinda interesting.

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I think you articulated it very well. It’s exactly what I wanted to say.

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